April 04, 2008
YOUR TAX $$ AT WORK: Expensive, yet oh-so ugly...

Can anyone tell me what those orange/pinkish "things" are?

Expensive...and ugly

Birds, planes, ...oh, they're kissing herons??

Apparently so:

That's the vision of Mike Ross, the public-art sculptor for Sound Transit's future underground station at Capitol Hill. His steel birds, one facing north and one facing south, would appear to kiss each other. They would lurk among huge crossbeams, over the train platforms. "Because I started with such aggressive symbols, I arranged them in a nonaggressive way," he said Thursday. A New Yorker, he was inspired by Seattle's natural setting and aviation history, but wanted bright colors to offset the region's perpetually gray skies.

This massive sculpture, my friends, is what your hard earned tax dollars is going toward within the latest, most awesomely expensive Sound Transit subway project. The cost of this fine, fine art? Oh, just half a million...

The $550,000 sculpture at the station, near Broadway at John Street, would be part of a three-mile, $1.8 billion subway from downtown to Husky Stadium, to open in late 2016.

As for aesthetics, the article says this:

The Seattle sculpture would explore the relationship between nature and technology, war and peace, strength and fragility. "It asks a lot of people," he said. Ross said he hopes children will enjoy the playful shape.

SayWA? "It asks a lot of people"... By golly, it does! It asks that they continue to fork over their tax dollars and be reminded of it every time they pass a hideous half-million dollar sculpture. As for the children, I can see it now: Little Billy tugs on his mom's business suit and queries, "Mommy? What IS that big...thing?" Meanwhile, Little Sally is hiding behind the stroller in fright.

Hey, it's almost like it could be Seattle's own version of 'Nessie!

-Cydney

H/T: Orbusmax

Cross-posted on The Celebrity.


Posted by Cydney at April 04, 2008 05:17 PM | Email This
Comments
1. 'Kissing Crane' is a well known German brand of stilletos and switchblade knives. In fact the large folding stilleto that O.J. Simpson owned, which was widely reported on during his trial, was a 'Kissing Crane' model.

My interpretation of this artwork is that it evokes the fact that Sound Transit is sticking it to us.

Posted by: russell garrard on April 5, 2008 02:05 PM
2. If you've never seen them, google the Moscow subway stations. You've never seen such a colossal waste of money in your life; money that could have been used by people but was stolen and used to erect a hydra-esque, multi-situated monument to Socialism. This is a lite version of the same thing. Contemptible bureaucrats spending huge sums of stolen money to commemorate themselves. Sickening.

Posted by: srogers on April 6, 2008 09:36 PM
3. SAUSAGE!!! I love sausage!! Now...if it were only associated with a sausage vending machine...that would be worth the money.

/sarc

Posted by: k2 on April 8, 2008 05:39 PM
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