September 11, 2007
Ken Schram Rips Me For Over an Hour

Pretty much the whole first hour and much of the second hour of The Commentators on KVI was directed at me and my song, Osama Bin Laden, You Ruined My Birthday.

Feel free to listen to the whole thing.

UPDATE: They took down the link to the show. Maybe they didn't like me passing the link out. Very odd. If it is put back up, I'll make a note.

UPDATE: Link now fixed.

Ken Schram, was exceedingly unkind. John Carlson, was not kind either, but he at least almost got it. Both of them thought the song was serious. That I was actually saying what the protagonist of the song is saying, seriously, for myself.

They had lots of people call in, some saying my song was "disgusting," some saying it was "funny." One insightful guy correctly said it was a parody of other people, not seriously stating what I think myself.

The whole thing was hilarious. I was dying listening to them. Here's my response to them:

Thanks for playing the song (although you should have played the whole thing; I didn't hear the whole show, so maybe you did, but I didn't hear it, however, you can't reasonably ask people to judge it out of context).

(Also, I did send it to both of you, along with Bryan and Kirby ... John just didn't get it for some reason.)


People who know me would be shocked to learn that I don't take the war on terror seriously. Indeed, many of my colleagues believe I take it far too seriously.

You clearly miss the point. It is satire. The protagonist of the song (I was not born anywhere near September 11th, and it not told from my perspective) is obviously overly self-centered. I am not saying we should not care about what actually happened, I am satirizing the people who *do* act like they don't care.

John, you are very close to correct: it is not political, and it DOES reflect a culture that doesn't take it seriously. Absolutely. But it reflects it not because I feel that way, but because I am reflecting people who feel that way, putting a spotlight on them.


I mean come on, how can you take the line "lots of people died, I'm not just thinking of myself, but couldn't you have chosen the 10th or the 12th" seriously? Come on. I am not sure how more obviously non-serious I could make that. Of course the people who died, the war on terror, and everything else about this is far more important than anyone's birthday. Of COURSE I don't think it would be OK to kill all those people on another day. THAT IS THE JOKE.

Then again, I also wrote a song called "George Bush is Hitler," which some people actually took seriously, too. In fairness, most of the people who have heard the songs know me and therefore know it does not represent my views. You don't know me. Maybe my problem is that my satire is too damned convincing ...


I'll be at Shawn O'Donnell's tonight, paying $20 and lending my wholehearted support to Bryan Suits and other speakers who take the war on terror very seriously, such as candidates Doug Roulstone and Bill Cooper. Maybe they wouldn't like the song either, I don't know. But I know many Republicans and Democrats alike who like it a lot, including people who take the war on terror seriously, and those who don't.

I guess different people find it funny, or not funny, for different reasons. Maybe that's a sign of good art ...

Posted by pudge at September 11, 2007 01:38 PM | Email This
Comments
1. I got it, Pudge. We definitely have some folks in politics who are humor deprived.

Posted by: Michelle on September 11, 2007 07:04 PM
2. Pudge, they don't get it. Schramm's whole point is destroyed when you consider this: what if al Qaeda attacked on Christmas? New Years? Halloween? Would we just stop whatever else we "celebrated" that day?

I don't know -- I think your parody was edgy, but I wouldn't condemn it.

Posted by: Patrick on September 11, 2007 09:21 PM
3. I think your satire is a bit too subtle for the average person to get. I think you'll be more successful if you make the lyrics a little more obvious that you're being tongue in cheek.

Posted by: Michele on September 11, 2007 10:06 PM
4. Michele, yes, that is what I said in the e-mail response to them: "Maybe my problem is that my satire is too damned convincing ..."

But I think it's better this way. Maybe it's a good shibboleth for something or other.

Posted by: pudge on September 11, 2007 11:06 PM
5. I got it. And there are a lot of 9/10 people out there, who just want all this war stuff to go away. And there are also a lot of Truthers out there, who don't take 9/11 seriously, and really defile the memories of those who died that day with their silly and easily debunked lies. It's appropriate that someone satirize these people. And they are mostly on the left.

Carlson is a good example of a Republican that's kind of out of touch right now. He's stuck in the Henry Jackson era. It's time to modernize. Bryan Suits is a much better example of conservatives today.

And Schram just bloviates about anything that will keep Ken Schram in the spotlight. They have to keep ratings up for the show. So they just pick random stuff to rile up the callers. Another reason the new media is winning.

Keep the songs coming.

Posted by: Jeff B. on September 12, 2007 09:16 AM
6. BTW, the production value on your songs are getting better too. Keep it up. It's a great form of political commentary. Reminds me of an audio version of Cox and Forkum.

Nice work.

Posted by: Jeff B. on September 12, 2007 09:20 AM
7. Jeff B: thanks!

Posted by: pudge on September 12, 2007 10:25 AM
8. I got it, and I think the song's great. A bit edgy for some, no doubt, but I laughed at the absurdity of the sentiments expressed in the song.

I was just about to post a question asking if anyone was "offended." Got my answer. My hunch was that the level of offense is strongly correlated with the level of self-importance.

Great work.

Posted by: Obi-Wan on September 12, 2007 11:35 AM
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