This was on the Glenn Beck show last night. Hilarious!

GLENN: I've heard that the iPhone 2 -- I'm not kidding you, I've heard iPhone 2 is coming out at Christmas.

STU: Are you serious?

GLENN: That's what I've heard. I have heard that -- I mean, and look, I'm a guy who wants the iPhone. John is getting an iPhone. I'm going to get an iPhone.

STU: I'm not.

GLENN: But I'm not standing in line and I haven't decided if I'm -- I'm going to wait. I'm going to let everybody else be a guinea pig. I'm going to wait until I know a couple of people who have and go, oh, it's just the best ever and then I might wait again because Apple always does it. Every time they come out and you're all excited because they run the commercials and you hear this commercial like this...

VOICE: Coming June 29th, Apple's new iPhone, loaded with features and easy to use. All new, from Apple.

GLENN: And you're like, wow, that's cool. And I bet it's green, too, so it will save the planet. So you think, I've got to be there at 6:00 in the morning because I've got to get a new Apple.

VOICE: Coming tomorrow at 10:00 a.m., Apple's new version 2.0, tons of new features and way easier to use, all new from Apple.

GLENN: I just spot the Version 1 four hours ago.

VOICE: Coming June 29th sometime in the midday, it's iPhone 3, new or newness and features that make the first two versions seem like a complete waste of money. All new from Apple.

GLENN: But I'm still in line for Version 2.

VOICE: Coming June 29th after lunch, iPhone 4, Nano. What the hell were you doing buying any of the first three iPhones? iPhone 4 Nano has all the old features. It's just as easy to use and is the size of a hydrogen atom. All new from Apple.

GLENN: Crap, I should have waited. That one sounds great.

VOICE: Coming June 29th probably around happy hour, iPhone, episode 5, the Empire Strikes Back. All right, this one's pretty much just the same as the fourth one but we've paid a ton to license the hell out of it. You get all the same crap as before, plus Lando Calrissian wallpaper and Chewbacca ring tones. Yeah, they can't all be good but at least it's all new, from Apple.

GLENN: Yeah, I don't need that one because I mean, you know, what's next?

VOICE: Coming June 29th, it's iPhone 6.0. It makes calls, goes on the Internet, faxes, sends Morse code, finalizes tax returns, doubles as a portable MRI, plays digital music, fixes moral dilemmas, cleans earwax, cures inoperable tumors, dances, and in three separate test cases, it even impregnated women who previously had their tubes tied. Plus it's even a beeper. It's iPhone 6.0, the only phone you'll ever need until the next one comes out. Apple iPhones, buy one today before it's ancient technology tomorrow.

GLENN: Mark my words, there will be Version 2 out by Christmas.