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Posted by Stefan Sharkansky at April 18, 2012 07:28 PM | Email ThisOMG I laughed all day.
So many quips, blogs and tweets, so little time!
Mitt Romney wins the Dog War in a knockout
Heckuva job, Axelrod!
And that's how David Axelrod helped to create the "Obama Eats Dogs" sensation, reducing his President to a laughing stock in one of the funniest memes ever to rock the Internet.
• I know the Secret Service has a lot to deal with right now, but are they protecting Bo? From Obama, I mean.
• Obama would never put a dog on top of a car. Dries out the meat.
• Q: What does Obama do when his dog gets stuck? A: Grabs a toothpick.
Obama eating dog: The 11 best tweets
POTUS and Puppies - Dog days for Obama
Romney Took a Dog on a Vacation; Obama Ate a Dog,
• If you think Romney's dog on a car is a campaign issue, but Obama's dog on a dinner plate isn't, #YouMightBeALiberal.
• Romney put a dog on top of a car. Obama put a dog on top of rice. #WeWillNotBeSilenced
• @mitchellreports Romney was too busy hiding his dog on top of the car so Obama wouldn't eat it.
• I strongly encourage @BarackObama's staff and supporters to run with this one: "Well, he hasn't eaten any dogs LATELY."
Update: It has come to this
Obama chased a dog on a car and got bit on the barackside
Waygu beef, arugula, cheeseburgers. So many choices. But no this guy eats a poor defenseless creature with BBQ saucePosted by: RagnarDanneskold on April 18, 2012 08:21 PM
I mean, bravo! Let's see what this covers:
1. Latent xenophobia of conservatives? Check!
2. Rationalizing a stupid act by claiming that something that some liberal did somewhere was somehow worse, and absolves their guy of responsibility? Check!
3. Halfhearted defense of a loser candidate? Check!
4. Wallowing in victimization? Check!
Whatever. If this is how absurd conservatives have become, I pity the modern right. Sad, poor, anti-intellectual shell of what it once was.
Posted by: Tiger's Tail on April 18, 2012 10:48 PMAnd it's hilarious.
Posted by: jimg on April 18, 2012 10:53 PMHow do you know the dog was "Frightened", Bruce? Every dog i've ever known can't wait to stick their face out the window any chance they get while travelling down the road. Besides, 30 years ago that was not abnormal behavior and you know it.
Besides, it's Obama bringing up the "dog story" in order to deflect from his piss poor job performance. Can't run on your record, Mr. President?
The Obama campaign are grasping at straws - the alleged event by Romney happened in 1983... Just a sample of what this general campaign from Hopey-Changey transformed to Fear & Envy will be like until Election Day. Keep framing the debate - Romney campaign and tell us what they really mean by fairness,
Posted by: KDS on April 19, 2012 07:51 AM... and poor BO, their little dog. Was he named after the narcissist himself or could it possibly be - BbqOn!
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Posted by: Politically Incorrect on April 19, 2012 11:17 AM
Here's the Republican version.
Twitter Bites Back
TheRightMonkey: Michelle Obama to announce new program requiring dog licenses to list caloric and nutritional content.
Keith Fierro: Obama ate the dog that ate his birth certificate.
Jim Geraghty: Bo is warned: after the election, Obama will have more . . . flexibility.
Greg Pollowitz: Seamus cried, Obama's dog got fried.
Some More Obama Dog Observations
... In Dreams from My Father, Obama talks about having "a big yellow dog with a baleful howl" in his backyard. Recall that it was "away from the dinner table" that Obama "was introduced to dog meat." If I were that dog, I would have been baleful too.
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The Four Horsemen of the Democrats' 2012 Apocalypse
all the great faux outrage of Romney dissing a bakery is countered by Obama dog recipes.
Yes- it speaks volumes about the epic failure of Obama as POTUS.
Posted by: Andy on April 20, 2012 02:49 PM
Proposed Replacement For "Hail to the Chief"
Because he is a wonderful dog, a true companion and you don't eat a dog like that all at once.
Posted by: Anchovy on April 20, 2012 04:27 PMYou can tell they are desperate in Chicago at Obama reelection headquarters. After 3+ years of abject failure, Obama supporters could use a little encouragement. Signs that the guy who scorns those who cling to the guns and religion enjoys some sort of blessing. No need for God to be involved. The search for omens ends up in a glass of beer. And not the usual way, either.
... Normally, liberals love to snicker over people who claim to see the Virgin Mary on a wall or Jesus on a potato chip. But the campaign logo in the dregs of a beer glass? Why it must be a sign from Gaia!
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Say it often, say it loud:
Obama can't run on his record so he's running on his HANDOUTS