July 14, 2008
A modest proposal

The Seattle Times applauds Greg Nickels' proposal to tax disposable grocery bags, both plastic and paper:

The mayor goes further by including the fee on paper bags, arguing it takes a lot of energy and resources to make paper bags as well. Might as well make the move on both kinds of bags.
Speaking of "might as well", the best thing I've ever done to reduce our household waste output was to cancel our subscription to the Seattle Times. Not only because I was tired of subsidizing their dopey editorials, and not only because we were tired of the fire hazard and clutter of all that useless paper in our kitchen. We also didn't feel right having these bundles of murdered tree delivered to our house by a gasoline-powered vehicle every morning, only to be hauled off in a truck several days later, when we could just as easily read the dopey editorials on the Internet.

Since the Seattle Times is genuinely serious about reducing the energy and resources associated with manufacturing and transporting paper, I have no doubt they will support my modest proposal to impose a 20¢ tax on newspapers.

Posted by Stefan Sharkansky at July 14, 2008 02:29 PM | Email This
Comments
1. Isn't this an economic solution to a problem? Free market conservatives should eat it up... you're pricing something instead of banning it outright.

Posted by: demo kid on July 14, 2008 02:30 PM
2. "Isn't this an economic solution to a problem? Free market conservatives should eat it up... you're pricing something instead of banning it outright."

No, it is an unwarrated tax gouge screwing of the citizen's of Seattle, based on unprovable junk science, by a lardass mayor who ought to be on the clown page EVERY DAY.

Posted by: NW Denizen on July 14, 2008 02:44 PM
3. I've been using canvas bags, bike panniers, or a backpack for something like 17 years now, so I'm a supporter of reusable bags. That said, I do occasionally forget, and I like to keep a supply around for trash liners, etc.

I don't need some douchebag mayor telling me how to shop. This isn't an economic solution to the problem--it's yet another way for Seattle to separate folks from their hard earned cash. How is Seattle planning to spend that money?

Fortunately for me when I forget to BYOB in the future it won't matter--because I buy most of my groceries at Central Market in Shoreline.

Posted by: Dantzler on July 14, 2008 03:09 PM
4. NW

LOL............................... (-:
nice

Posted by: Army Medic/Vet on July 14, 2008 03:10 PM
5. NW

LOL............................... (-:
nice

Posted by: Army Medic/Vet on July 14, 2008 03:11 PM
6. You are correct there NW D. To call this an economic solution is no different than selling "carbon credits" is an economic solution or the selling of indulgences is an economic solution.

Posted by: JDH on July 14, 2008 03:12 PM
7. Fortunately, I don't buy groceries in the city of Seattle, so I could care less about this tax. Here's hoping that it provides incentive for Seattle residents to do the same. Maybe that will get hizzoner's attention.

Just wait, the tax on bottled water is next.

Posted by: Palouse on July 14, 2008 03:15 PM
8. Ah yes, yet another meaningless gesture brought to us by the "eco nuts". Reducing or eliminating plastic, paper or any other type of grocery bag will accomplish absolutely nothing measurable for or against Mother Nature so why bother?.
BTW, I wonder what is the eco footprint of a cloth bag? You have to plant, fertilize, till, harvest, process and transport all of that cotton. So net/net even less than an already miniscule benefit.

Posted by: RJK on July 14, 2008 03:21 PM
9. RJK,

"BTW, I wonder what is the eco footprint of a cloth bag? You have to plant, fertilize, till, harvest, process and transport all of that cotton. So net/net even less than an already miniscule benefit."

Right, and unless you are a liberal hippy who doesn't care about bathing, body ordor, or hygene in general, and who braids his/her armpit hair with the hair on his/her ass, then you have to launder the bags as well, so it's actually a LOSS. More detergent laden water down the drain, and more energy usage to operate the washer, dryer.

I can hardly wait for the gravitationally challenged a$$hole to implement his table scrap recycling program. What a worthless waste of human reproductive activity!

Posted by: NW Denizen on July 14, 2008 03:41 PM
10. Citizens should start leaving their dog poop in the parks, parking strips, etc. all over Seattle the day that the Seattle Progressives successfully ban plastic bags.

And where's the outrage over those little boxes containing the plastic bags that are posted at trailheads, etc. Nickels will have to ban those bags as well. Why not ban all the bags at the malls too.


Posted by: Jeff B. on July 14, 2008 03:48 PM
11. Seattle is getting more Liberal and Nuttier everyday and Greg Nickles is leading the charge. Only, a Liberal would be dumb and slave minded enough to purposely seek to live in Seattle. Until the governing powers of Seattle miraculously change, Seattle will continue to be less and less appealing for any sane person.

Posted by: Daniel on July 14, 2008 03:53 PM
12. I recently read "The World Without Us", about how long it would take for evidence of humanity to disappear if the people up and vanished one day.

In one section talking about plastics and landfills, the author corrects the notion that the majority of landfill space is filled with plastic. Since plastic compresses, the majority of space is paper because it simply doesn't compress or decay in landfills.

So I feel so much better that I no longer rape the earth by reading the newspaper.

Posted by: eirik on July 14, 2008 03:53 PM
13. How about a tax on those little plastic bags they put the newspaper in before depositing it in a puddle?

Posted by: Touchstone on July 14, 2008 04:00 PM
14. The market-based solution to all this environmental crap is to calculate how much damage certain economic activities have on other people's property, and then build a system whereby people pay for the damage they cause as they cause it to the people who are damaged.

For instance, if cutting down one tree in the Pacific Northwest causes the global temperature to rise 0.0000000001 C, then the market-based solution would be to calculate how much damage that causes to the 6-billion plus people on this planet and have the person who cut the tree down to write a check to every one of them.

This is what civil suits are supposed to do---collect damages for non-criminal activities of others.

Of course, having 6 billion people sue every time tree is cut down is absurd. So this is what laws are supposed to do: limit the things you can sue people for and at the same time, put in fees and reparations for damage that will happen anyway.

The problem with "market-based solutions" (fines and taxes and regulations) being put in to "solve" the "problem" of global warming is that there isn't much firm science there. That is, we can't pinpoint who is doing what damage to whom, at least in a reliable way. The data suggests that higher CO2 levels actually have a dampening effect on global temperatures, and that CO2 levels may trail rising temperatures, and other weird things that Al Gore doesn't want you to hear about.

Whereas with air pollution, it is plain to see that smoggy air causes all kinds of diseases, as well as putting a thick layer of soot on everything, and dumping chemicals in lakes and rivers damages people's real estate values and standard of living, it just isn't as easy to show with global warming.

Heck, a warmer globe might even be a better globe for humankind, and we might end up owing people who put CO2 into the atmosphere because they are doing us a service.

The problems with the bag market is that it isn't buying or selling bags that hurts the environment, if at all. It's the way we dispose of them and manufacture them that is to blame. And for those activities we should impose fines and regulations, to make sure that bags don't clog our storm drains and that bags aren't manufactured at the cost of clean water and air pollution. Hence, we have fines for littering and controls on what chemicals manufacturers can dump out.

Posted by: Jonathan Gardner on July 14, 2008 04:05 PM
15. I'm afraid Nickels next step will be to tax the air we breathe.

Hey, I reuse bags without Nickel's ham-handed approach.

BTW..where are the Tax Proceeds going?

Posted by: Mr. Cynical on July 14, 2008 04:06 PM
16. Well as usual Greg Nickels defines the city of Seattle voter, just plain stupid...

I'm sorry but there really is no other word that fits...

Yes, why not put another TAX in place, it isn't like Seattle has so many of them, right?

How come Nickels' in his wisdom didn't consider disposable diapers?

How about taxing the city government (yes! each individual city employee would be taxed) for the bumbs they allow to hang around? The money garnered could be issued as a tax rebate to the working people in Seattle...

Seattle is a sanctuary city why not tax city government for every wetback who doesn't belong there? (none of them do belong regardless of the bleeding heart logic used as the rationale)

That money garnered could go to the victims and the family of victims who suffered assaults or murders at the hand of wetbacks...

Modest proposal by Nickels or just another moronic proposal by Nickels?

Posted by: juandos on July 14, 2008 04:21 PM
17. I remember back in the mid 1980's, a barnstormer of a book came out, 'Places Rated' which had Seattle as the number 1 best place to live in the country. Less than 30 years later, after being overrun by the Californicators (who came here for tax and price freedoms they gave away in CA) and and the loony libs they dragged aong with them, the best this area, this beautiful state, can do is Bellevue weighing in at a pathetic #42.


I refuse to go into Seattle for anything. We just celebrated our 29th anniversary. Dear one reminded me that 2 of my favorite places are the Metropolitan Grill and the Palisades. 'What say we take the top off and head to Seattle? Nope, no thanks.' We went to Salty's at Redondo. I will not reward pathetic, onerous, power-centric governance with my discretionary income.

Liberal policies have destroyed this state as surely as it has destroyed CA back when, as surely as it has destroyed Michigan and New Jersey more recently. The beauty of the state has not changed. The people have. The governance has. And we all know who they are, what political ideology they embrace, support and foist on the rest of us.

"Would the last person leaving Seattle, please turn out the lights."

Posted by: Ragnar Danneskjold on July 14, 2008 04:42 PM
18. Does this ban apply at the farmer's markets that are being set up around Seattle to compete with the grocery stores?And do all farmer's markets have a "Hate George Bush", pro gregoire Democrat party table at their entry like in Magnolia?

Posted by: kilroy on July 14, 2008 04:59 PM
19. I have a better way. Tell the cashier that you have no bags, but you do have boxes in the trunk of your car. Put the items back into the grocery cart and use the boxes in your trunk for transport, instead of plastic/paper/canvas sacks.

This way you don't waste a natural resource or pay hizzoner the graft he expects to receive.

Posted by: barrackslawyer on July 14, 2008 05:17 PM
20. Stefan -- wouldn't a $2.00 tax on newspapers ($5.00 on Sundays) be more appropriate? The daily Seattle Times probably weighs at least 10 times as much as a paper grocery bag (which would be subject to a 20 cent tax also). Even with the recent declines in circulations, the Times and P-I use up far more energy resources, than all the grocery bags (paper and plastic) put together.

Posted by: Richard Pope on July 14, 2008 05:45 PM
21. I'll tell you what, when Mayor Fat ass Nichols gets his lazy ass on his free bus every day, and dumps his limo and driver, then I will pay for plastic bags in Seattle.

I recycle them and use them every day. I don't need someone who takes a Limo burning 3 times the avarage commuter to Seattle telling me what his new green tax hike of the day is.

Green Up Nichols, get your ass on a bus every day, to and from work and to every meeting, and let me know how it works for your busy schedule.

Nice try, but it's like Gregoire fixing roads with her massive 9.5 cent gas tax...It just isn't going to happen.

Posted by: gs on July 14, 2008 06:41 PM
22. Nice list Ragnar, did you notice that was the best small cities to live in without any entries with over 250,000 in population? Or did you just miss that because you thought it supported your point of view?

Posted by: Bops on July 14, 2008 06:57 PM
23. One solution might be to make the grocery bags out of hemp, which the far-left eco-freaks could then smoke, and probably be in a good mood for the first time time in memory! Might even forget about all the grocery bag nonsense in their munchy frenzy, eating all their groceries before they even get home from the store, and have to go back for more. Heck, they could stay in a limitless loop of hemp happiness forever!

Posted by: katomar on July 14, 2008 07:16 PM
24. This presents a great customer service/marketing opportunity for the stores. Just start selling plastic grocery bags for a penny apiece. Five for a nickel, ten for a dime. Just put them right by the checkout stand. They get scanned just like any other product. The customer pays for them, then let the bagging begin. The customer is using their own bags. The ones they just bought. I would drive miles out of my way in my V-8 gas guzzler to patronize that store.

Hairy

Posted by: Hairy Buddah on July 14, 2008 07:38 PM
25. Re 22: You're right, this years Top Places were defined as small towns. I refined the parameters to over 500,000...

In a list of the top 32, Seattle weighs in at... drum roll please... NUMBER 31... you were saying?

So tell us, where was Seattle in 2007?
2006?
2005?

Hello? Is anyone out there?

Posted by: Ragnar Danneskjold on July 14, 2008 07:52 PM
26. One more reason why I'm glad I fled the peoples republic of Seattle about 12 years ago and moved North. Group-think liberal Seattlites will no doubt march in Goosestep with Mayor Turkeyneck nonetheless and do as they've been instructed to do...like the good little bobbleheads they are.

Posted by: Rick D. on July 14, 2008 08:04 PM
27. I saved my plastic grocery bags for about a year before I took them to haggen's to be recycled. The accumulation weighed about four ounces, far less than the weight of a Sunday Times.

Posted by: David Onkels on July 14, 2008 09:28 PM
28. I saved my plastic grocery bags for about a year before I took them to Haggen's to be recycled. The accumulation weighed about four ounces, far less than the weight of a Sunday Times.

Posted by: David Onkels on July 14, 2008 09:28 PM
29. Ragnar @ 17,

Agree with you on the Californicators. We should have put a toll booth at the I-5 bridge at Vancouver in 1970. Most of them would have stayed in Oregon.

Posted by: Saltherring on July 14, 2008 09:36 PM
30. That is beautiful, Stefan. We are not worthy.

Posted by: ram on July 14, 2008 10:22 PM
31. If the mayor wants to change behavior he should use a carrot and not a stick.

The thing to do would be to provide a tax break for people that don't use the bags provided by the store. Or better still, pay people to return the bags to a recycling center.

As it is, the plan looks like nothing more than a new way to generate revenue and not change anyone's behavior.

Regarding the "californification" theory, Nickels, Sims, and the other leftist whack jobs need to continue to do things like this to ensure that eco-nuts from across the country will flock to this area and continue to vote for them. They don't want to attract the sort that would look at these measures and wonder, "what in the heck are you doing???" and vote them out of office. It's these boneheaded moves from local government that send up a big flare to the rest of the country that says, "move left - move here".

Posted by: Smoley on July 14, 2008 11:11 PM
32. I think that the North and South parts of Seattle should consider seceding from the Central fu-fu political sphere of Nichols and Company.

Seriously, what does some guy in Northgate, making his money fixing roofs have to do with eco-Libs from Magnolia and Queen Anne making his beer run to QFC that much more difficult. Likewise, what does a Thai Restaurant owner on Rainier have to gain by pissing off his customers for take out Tom Yum soup, who now have to drag in some dirty plastic bag or smelly cloth tote sack instead of a nice clean new plastic bag.

Posted by: John Bailo on July 14, 2008 11:38 PM
33. It's my understanding that the "plastic bag crisis" relates to their presence creating adverse wildlife health considerations in river, lake and marine environments.

Didn't this all start with the huge "Sargasso Sea" of plastic bags drifting along somewhere in the Pacific rather than the plain old litter and resource squandering issues?

No one actually knows the magnitude or minitude of that problem.

Have we all been diverted to the phony landfill crisis?

Posted by: Bart Cannon on July 15, 2008 01:03 AM
34. I remember the days when there was a cowboy on Lake City Way who PAID me to re-cycle my newspapers through him. It seemed worth the effort. We both "made" money.

My garbage bill back then was about $3.50.

Why can't the Mayor come up with a plan to reward us for recycling, and eliminate that huge bill we pay to Waste Management for OUR pre-sorting of THEIR re-cycling booty?

A one penny bounty on plastic grocery bags would solve all problems, and create thousands of GREEN jobs for the homeless.

A plastic bag weighs 5.5 grams and occupies about 2.5 cubic centimeters when compressed.

A paper bag could hold $10 worth of plastic bags and would weigh ten pounds. Easy enough to carry to the neighborhood re-cycle center.

But don't take the $10 winffall to the bank these days. Put it in your mattress. Or for that matter, make your mattress out of plastic bags and then re-cycle THAT for retirement income.

Posted by: Bart Cannon on July 15, 2008 01:20 AM
35. there's litter because SEA does not have the stones to have a program to make or employ homeless and bums and "rehabbing" jailbirds PICK UP trash;

also, its police are prevented from basic policing--look how they had to coddle the public park "homes" of squatters; add to that apathetic lib citizens who vote in these clowns & who must enjoy micromanaged lives;

forget the 20 cent bags; where will the former public toilet savings go? another successful policy "enacted for the citizens;" 20 cents + bureaucracy = $20.00 bags in overall impact on us; any sunset provision on this program? bet not;

Posted by: jimmie-howya-doin on July 15, 2008 05:13 AM
36. Our Honorable Mayor is simply prepping for bigger days with a bigger supplemented pension from the US Government as part of the Obama administration. Don't you'all realize that. Soon we will likely not have good 'ol Hizzoner to kick around any more. :)

Posted by: Duffman on July 15, 2008 06:12 AM
37. Yeah, Duff, and the next mayor will be even goofier.

Posted by: Saltherring on July 15, 2008 06:38 AM
38. Here's who I'd like to see as Seattle's Next Mayor. :)

Posted by: Duffman on July 15, 2008 06:49 AM
39. Budda, I think the stores will be prevented from selling the plastic bags at the checkout stand. But, An enterprizing kid could make some money selling the bags for a NICKEL outside the store's front door. Heck, print a picture of the mayor wagging his finger on each bag to give it added value.

Posted by: Touchstone on July 15, 2008 06:51 AM
40. Good #39....Aaah the entrepreneurial spirit! I love it. :)

Posted by: Duffman on July 15, 2008 07:00 AM
41. Barrackslawyer said:

I have a better way. Tell the cashier that you have no bags, but you do have boxes in the trunk of your car. Put the items back into the grocery cart and use the boxes in your trunk for transport, instead of plastic/paper/canvas sacks.

WHAT?!?!?! You actually drive a CAR to the grocery store? That's even worse than the plastic bags - you're supposed to walk to your neighborhood store or at least take the bus...

Master Nickels will be very displeased to hear of your extravagant and wasteful ways!

Posted by: Shanghai Dan on July 15, 2008 07:23 AM
42. To get you or any enterprising kid started, Touchstone...

http://www.airfoil.net/blog/index.php/2008/07/15/39

Posted by: airfoil on July 15, 2008 07:33 AM
43. What's the mayor's problem with plastic bags? Here in Louisiana we grow them on the side of the roads. In great abundance. They are quite decorative. Being from the great NW, a Seattle native, I am a bit taken aback by the cajuns penchant for plastic bag crops but hey, we aren't in each others faces telling each other what to do. Love it!

Posted by: Clusiana on July 15, 2008 07:36 AM
44. I, as Ragnar, have been boycotting soviet Seattle for years. I won't even take guests to that leech-infested gulag's Space Needle. The sack tax is just more pocket change for the Nickels/Sims/Gregoire nomenklatura. Continue the siege of Seattle.

Posted by: The Pirate on July 15, 2008 07:44 AM
45. Only an ignorant democrat would view a tax gouge as an "economic solution" like it's a free market issue.

Sheesh.

Posted by: hinton on July 15, 2008 07:57 AM
46. Agreed, Pirate. Having grown up in the area, I once spent many a night (and many a buck) in Seattle. Now I find its perverse culture and extremist politics repulsive to the point I won't spend a minute or a dime in the city. I think the '04 governors election was the last straw.

Posted by: Saltherring on July 15, 2008 07:59 AM
47. Has this mayor considered putting a plastic bag over his head as a fashion statement?

Posted by: hinton on July 15, 2008 08:01 AM
48. 35. "there's litter because SEA does not have the stones to have a program to make or employ homeless and bums and "rehabbing" jailbirds PICK UP trash;"

No, Seattle doesn't but King County does. The Department of Adult and Juvenile Detention Community Work Program takes low level offenders out into the community where they work off their fines by performing basic landscape maintenance and trash clean up.

The Incredible Bulk isn't bright enough to come up with a similar program for Seattle. His answer is to punish citizens of Seattle by jacking up transfer station fees and possible even shutting some stations down thereby forcing lower income citizens to dump trash in the streets. How dare we produce trash in "HIS" city?

Posted by: NW Denizen on July 15, 2008 08:14 AM
49. Not to be outdone by the Mayor, the Seattle City Council will go him one better and tax the cans and bottles containing foods.

Posted by: John425 on July 15, 2008 08:19 AM
50. Your Mayor has time enough during his day to measure his biceps and think of ways to tax hard working people just like the King did when he began taxing the windows of homes. But these days windows are part of the energy saving issue. But wait... When will a tax appear on drug store bags, department store bags, and coming to a location near you, liquor store bags. How about the possibility of a toilet paper tax? It takes enery to produce Toilet paper... and it has to be processed in waste water consuming more energy. Think of all the possibilities. Then think of the potential of the VOTE!

Posted by: TacomBlizzard on July 15, 2008 08:49 AM
51. #50 Good point; we may in fact be asked to start growing our finger-nails a bit longer in that regard. :)

Posted by: Duffman on July 15, 2008 08:52 AM
52. The mayor of Seattle and the like, libs/democrats/independents are using the Global Warming hoax as a way to extract more tax money from hard working folks. The plastic bag folly is only the begining. There will be crisis after crisis that these dembots will create, then POW, they will have the answer. It's just like the NAZI (National Socialist Workers Party) brown shirts who would brutalize producers, steal their stuff, (i.e. food, clothes etc...) then when a shortage developed for those goods, guess what, they would break out the things they had stolen and start handing it out as if they had produced it. Hitler won the following election by 99% of the vote because of this kind of thing. The lefties are doing the same thing!! Folks, don't vote lefty/democrate/socialist anymore unless you like what is happening!!

Posted by: TruePatriot on July 15, 2008 08:57 AM
53.
Again you have to admire the Progressive's amazing ability to overeach and sow their demise.

Like with their non-existent energy policy, eventually the mainstream will wake up and take action.

Just stop and think about the silliness of banning or taxing grocery bags in the big picture of all of Seattle's, the Nation's, and the World's problems.

And if you can do that successfully ... good news! You are not a Progressive!

Posted by: Jeff B. on July 15, 2008 09:02 AM
54. I don't think that - by law - the city of Seattle could prevent the sales of plastic or paper bags at a grocery store.

They are not a controlled substance in any way. How could they city legally prevent this?

Posted by: johnny on July 15, 2008 09:12 AM
55. Mayor Nickels,

I am self employed.

I don't use gasoline to commute to work.

I don't contribute directly to traffic congestion.

I am a night owl. I use electric power mostly from 6PM until 6AM. Low demand hours.

In the winter, I keep my house at 55 degrees.

I dutifully sort my trash.

I don't water my lawn.

I shower and wash my clothes no more than my friends demand.

WHERE IS MY RATE REDUCTION AND MY GOLD STAR ? !

WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME SUBSIDIZE MY RESOURCE HOG NEIGHBORS ! ?

Posted by: Bart Cannon on July 15, 2008 01:46 PM
56. Don't laugh. I was so enviro during the last energy crisis, I did keep my house at 55 degrees. Now, I know better and realize it still is a hoax.

Posted by: swatter on July 15, 2008 03:39 PM
57. Since the city of Seattle (City Light) decided to sue the BPA and raise the rates for every PSE customer, I'm burning alot more carbon-spewing wood instead of using electricity or gas to heat in winter. Hope you're happy Greg.

Posted by: Palouse on July 15, 2008 03:46 PM
58. Palouse @57.,

Don't get caught. I expect the fat slob to ban hibachi pots, barbeques, smokers and anything else the might give a person a bit of pleasure or comfort. You can tell that is what he has in mind because he has been working hard on putting on his winter coat of lard...for the last eight years.

Posted by: NW Denizen on July 15, 2008 04:30 PM
59. But aren't plastic bags part of our environment too? When you see a plastic bag blow by, try to recognize it for what it is: an urban tumbleweed. It's a beautiful natural thing. It should be cherished and preserved.

Besides, I need them to line my trash cans.

Posted by: PeggyU on July 15, 2008 11:53 PM
60. But aren't plastic bags part of our environment too? When you see a plastic bag blow by, try to recognize it for what it is: an urban tumbleweed. It's a beautiful natural thing. It should be cherished and preserved.

Besides, I need them to line my trash cans.

Posted by: PeggyU on July 15, 2008 11:53 PM
61. This is spoken of as a tax on grocery type little bags, but it's the camels nose in the tent. On deck for taxation will be those Nordstrom and Macy's bags. Hmm, Barnes and Noble uses plastic bags too. As a matter of fact, that whole downtown area is filled with shoppers just longing to pay more tax for the loot they come downtown for.
How about instead of a broad based taxation, just tax a certain "class" of people. A wind-bag tax.
Remember how they said the inheiritance tax would only effect a couple dozen families in the state? Well this would only effect a couple dozen families in SEATTLE. HAHAHAHAHA all the way to the bank!

Posted by: PC on July 16, 2008 02:18 AM
62.
King County Library provides those horrible crimes against humanity for use by its patrons...does Seattle Library? How about food banks?

Someone with a camera snap a pic of Herr Commandant Nickels and/or one of his favorite minions with a plastic bag please.... or even better a FOAM TAKE OUT BOX *IN* A PLASTIC BAG!

Posted by: Ragnar Danneskjold on July 16, 2008 01:14 PM
63. ok dog walkers, dead critter picker-uppers and a host of others--now what? 20 cents a dump for your dog? discrimination. cats off scott free with their boxes? assuming you dumped the Times subscrip. or PI & their bags;

get the international dog court in Brussels to demand & rule that our courts rule on this. back to paper? how about those nifty mesh onion bags? maybe I'll invent a reusable cloth doggy doo bag--whose laundromat do you want me to wash it in? or the apartment laundry room? or my condo's shared party room?

how about next eliminating those pesky, landfill-ing plastic i.v. bags in hospitals? reusable hot water bottles will do fine; esp. for universal health care service centers; (take a number)

Posted by: jimmie-howya-doin on July 16, 2008 09:48 PM
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