June 26, 2008
Clown of the Day: Christine Gregoire
Christine Gregoire, who was named top clown in 2005 after pulling a rabbit and several thousand magical votes out of a hat, has been a permanent fixture at the Olympia 3-ring since the days when Phyllis Diller was a regular guest on the Ed Sullivan Show.

Gregoire wins today's award for her denial to KING-5 last week (video here, text here) that there was nothing improper about her uncompensated giveback of hundreds of millions of the state's share of tribal gaming revenue.

No, Gregoire is no actor: The telltale smirk that she couldn't conceal when she feigned "I'm offended. I'm offended"; The non-sequitur excuse that "I've been Attorney General"; the nonsensical explanation that expanding the tribal gambling monopoly was to prevent Washingtonians from getting "addicted to gambling"; the Clintonian misdirection that the tribes donated "less than $40,000" to her campaign, when the former Attorney General knows full well that the issue is not the strictly limited direct donations, but also the hundreds of thousands of dollars that the tribes have given the state Democrat Party in recent years. But her hopelessly bad acting and implausible denials are as painfully, but unintentionally, funny as when your 15-year-old daughter tries to explain with a straight face why there's a 17-year-old boy hiding behind your living room curtains at 2am.

So thank you, Christine Gregoire, for giving us a good chuckle this week. Cue the music!

(Background on the Clown of the Day Award, here)

Posted by Juvenal at June 26, 2008 11:56 AM | Email This
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1. I think this Clown of the Day Award needs to be retired. It's juvenile.

Brass-knuckle politics is one thing. Silly labels with funny pictures is another.

Posted by: jimg on June 26, 2008 12:16 PM
2. Visited and stayed at the new Tulalip Hotel this past week-end. Hotel was sold out (even tho not yet fully completed) and casino was packed. Many many people employed (including non-tribal). You should be thanking our Governor instead of making fun of her. Shame on you.

Posted by: NativeSon on June 26, 2008 12:17 PM
3. Right. We should be thanking Gregoire for foregoing millions of dollars in tax revenue simply so she can line her pockets with the change from chumps like you.

Posted by: jimg on June 26, 2008 12:20 PM
4. I think this Clown of the Day Award needs to be retired.

Same here. Enough.

Posted by: Palouse on June 26, 2008 12:28 PM
5. Sir you do not even know me. I'm not a gambler, I was there to witness the grand opening and I have a friend in the entertainment business who does very well working for these establishments.
I guess I shouldn't be surprised at your childish responses for it's readily apparent that you know not of which you speak. Have a good life kimo-sabi.

Posted by: NativeSon on June 26, 2008 12:28 PM
6. #2 How are the actually HELPFUL businesses (the ones that don't take people's money and send them home broke, like that's a good thing?) in the state supposed to look on tribes gambling business when said tribes make the money but aren't paying B&O tax on receipts like everyone else has to??? And the businesses that ARE paying B&O actually have to do something USEFUL to get the money...

Posted by: Michele on June 26, 2008 12:35 PM
7. NativeSon...if she's responsible for employment opportunities due to gambling establishments, why did she fight against expanding gambling to non-tribal casinos allowing them to compete. Logic would have it that would create EVEN MORE jobs! Why did she forego the tax revenue while increasing taxes on the rest of us?

Why should we thank a governor who has massively increased state spending and still has a HUGE projected budget shortfall in 2009?

We should thank her for being beholden to special interests while the rest of the state suffers?

Posted by: DRW on June 26, 2008 12:39 PM
8. My friend #6, I can only say that we as natives have paid our B&O taxes many times over and at a far greater per-centage than the 1/2 of 1% or so that is typically charged. Would you like to put a value on OUR property that you stole from us, the lives and livelihoods that you trashed. No, I don't think you want to go there in terms of equitable settlement. And if you don't think these businesses are helpful to folks thru entertainment value - you're gravely mistaken. We are to a large extent helping keep this State's economy alive and don't you doubt that for a second. Peace.

Posted by: NativeSon on June 26, 2008 12:43 PM
9. Well not to upstage a fellow poster here. Maybe we can just spare the effort and fast forward through the next 47 Clown of the Day Awards?

Jim McDermott, Frank Chopp, Jay Inslee, Patty Murray, Maria Cantwell, Rosie O'Donnell, John Ladenburg, Darcy Burner, Ron Sims, David Goldstein, Insane Clown Posse, Sam Reed, Greg Nickels, Nick Licata, Dow Constantine, Joel Connely, Dan Savage, Margarita Prentice, Bill Huennekens, WEA, Critical Mass, Bill O'Reilly, Rodney Tom, Clay Bennett, Herschel the Sea Lion, The guy that operates the Rouge River draw bridge in Delray on Jefferson, Adam Smith, Dwight Pelz, Barack Obama, Al Gore, J.P. Patches, George Soros, Effin Unsound, Sound Transit, Gil Kerlikowski, Richie Sexson, Nancy Pelosi, John Murtha, Fred Jarrett, Bob Ferguson, Dean Logan, Pam Roach, Rick Larsen, KUOW Gang of Four, John Edwards, Larry Phillips and Dave Matthews.

OK now.

Did I leave anyone out?

No?

Good.

Posted by: Don Ward on June 26, 2008 12:52 PM
10. I love this argument that the casino's employ so many people that they should not pay taxes. Then certainly the state should not tax Boeing, Microsoft or Wal Mart just look at all of the jobs those companies generate!

Posted by: Homer on June 26, 2008 01:18 PM
11. #10 Sorry if I possibly gave you the impression that I thought we should not be taxed because of the employment and positive economic boost, that is not what I was implying. We should not be taxed obviously because we are a soverign nation and thus the State of Washington does not have the jurisdiction or power to tax us, as well it should be.

Posted by: NativeSon on June 26, 2008 01:25 PM
12. Hey, look, the Republicans are upset that somebodies not paying enough taxes! ;-)

Posted by: Timothy on June 26, 2008 01:27 PM
13. NS, we know you're a leftist tribal shill, delusional in post after post. What else do we NEED to know?

Queen Chrissy has been bought like a Pike Street hooker. As one of her johns, YOU might want to "thank" her. Most others, on the other hand, just want her arrested.

She continues to raise our taxes while giving her tribal masters tens of millions of dollars and then lying about it, her incompetence has cost the taxpayers of this state millions and the tribal mafia OWNS her.

No... no thanks necessary.

Indictments? yeah. Thanks? Well, no thanks.

As for the Clown of the Day Award? I would submit that those who find their delicate sensibilities offended by this effort utilize their mouse and click skills to skip reading it. In short, keep it.

Posted by: Hinton on June 26, 2008 01:30 PM
14. What have the Republicans done for the tribes that the tribes would support them? That's what this is all about. Nothing more.

Waah! Waah! The tribes are donating to Democrats! Well, DUH!

Keep the clowns, I say. It helps remind us who the REAL clowns are.

Posted by: ivan on June 26, 2008 01:33 PM
15. @1
I think this Clown of the Day Award needs to be retired. It's juvenile.

I think it fits right in perfectly on this blog.

Posted by: thehim on June 26, 2008 01:37 PM
16. NativeSon: You know, if you are a sovereign nation, you shouldn't be interfering with another nation's elections by contributing money.

Posted by: Tarrick Twilight on June 26, 2008 01:40 PM
17. @9
Don,
Effin' Unsound is actually two people, so can we get two separate days?

Posted by: thehim on June 26, 2008 01:40 PM
18. RE: #11 'we are a soverign nation'

And you should be treated as a soverign nation that you so claim to be. This includes treating your nation as we treat any other nation. Border guards, visas required for travel, fences, no U.S. representation or votes, etc.

The tribes are either a soverign nation or they are not. Which is it?

Posted by: MP on June 26, 2008 01:41 PM
19. RE: #11 'we are a soverign nation'

And you should be treated as a soverign nation that you so claim to be. This includes treating your nation as we treat any other nation. Border guards, visas required for travel, fences, no U.S. representation or votes, etc.

The tribes are either a soverign nation or they are not. Which is it?

Posted by: MP on June 26, 2008 01:41 PM
20. RE: #11 'we are a soverign nation'

And you should be treated as a soverign nation that you so claim to be. This includes treating your nation as we treat any other nation. Border guards, visas required for travel, fences, no U.S. representation or votes, etc.

The tribes are either a soverign nation or they are not. Which is it?

Posted by: MP on June 26, 2008 01:41 PM
21. RE: #11 'we are a soverign nation'

And you should be treated as a soverign nation that you so claim to be. This includes treating your nation as we treat any other nation. Border guards, visas required for travel, fences, no U.S. representation or votes, etc.

The tribes are either a soverign nation or they are not. Which is it?

Posted by: MP on June 26, 2008 01:41 PM
22. RE: #11 'we are a soverign nation'

And you should be treated as a soverign nation that you so claim to be. This includes treating your nation as we treat any other nation. Border guards, visas required for travel, fences, no U.S. representation or votes, etc.

The tribes are either a soverign nation or they are not. Which is it?

Posted by: MP on June 26, 2008 01:41 PM
23. MP,

Yeah, illegal aliens! Where's their green cards? I bet NS is really fuming now. ROFL

Posted by: NW Denizen on June 26, 2008 01:52 PM
24. ROFL all you want palefaces but it is WE who are laughing all the way to the bank. Sorry for the perceived injustice but when you stop and think about it where was the REAL injustice. We know don't we.

Posted by: NativeSon on June 26, 2008 01:56 PM
25. As a very proud member of one of washingtons largest tribes, I am doing all I can to reelect the governor. Rossi would be a disaster to all Native Americans. Gregoire has given us advantages over non-indians that we should have always had. But we are not satisfied. Only one tribe is allowed to sell gas without collecting the 36 cents a gallon gas tax. THAT WILL CHANGE! Only 2 tribes have been allowed to open casinos in locations not on Indian land. THAT WILL CHANGE! We will open casinos whereever we Damn well want.
As sovereign nations will will DEMAND the right to do what we want, without permission from Whitey.

Please contribute:

https://www.chrisgregoire.com/main.cfm?actionId=globalShowStaticContent&screenKey=userContribution&s=gregoire

Posted by: Joe on June 26, 2008 02:11 PM
26. thehim @ 17,

If ICP and Herschel the Sea Lion only get one Clown of the Day mention, dude, you and Carl should be happy for the coverage. We'll make it a Monday though. Just so you get extra traffic...

Posted by: Don Ward on June 26, 2008 02:15 PM
27. NativeSon,

Where was the real injustice? Hah, like you would know.

You've never faced an unjust day in your life. I'd be surprised if you ever met anyone who did.

It's a myth, just like the rest of your world, your life.

Just a myth.

Posted by: Larry on June 26, 2008 02:17 PM
28. @24 'palefaces'?

Yeah, gee, that doesn't sound racist or anything.

Posted by: DK on June 26, 2008 02:21 PM
29. Tell me #28 is it as racist as the Washington Redskins, Atlanta Braves, Kansas City Chiefs, Cleveland Indians and on and on ad nauseum.

Posted by: NativeSon on June 26, 2008 02:27 PM
30. Tell me Native Son, would you feel better if we just made no allusions to Native Americans in anything, ever? Rename all "Chiefs" teams to "Scottish Chiefs", or something like that?

Posted by: Tarrick Twilight on June 26, 2008 02:34 PM
31. @29 NativeSon,

So you freely admit that you believe you're allowed to be and justified in your racism, due to perceived racism by the Atlanta Braves?

Well, then we're certainly allowed to be and justified in racism against YOU because you have been to us, right? What goes around....comes around.

Just so you understand that the next time the man keeps you down - for instance, pulling you over for no reason whatsoever - that you deserved this and the 'Man' has every right because you, in fact, have been racist to him. What a beautiful world you want to create. I'll be happy to oblige.

Posted by: Larry on June 26, 2008 02:38 PM
32. Larry @ 27:

Thank you for being the face of the Republican Party and the spokesman for conservatism, and for ensuring that tribal money will continue to flow toward Democrats, to defeat Republicans.

Posted by: ivan on June 26, 2008 02:41 PM
33. And you, ivan, have faced even less injustice than zero. It's all in your head. But as long as you believe it, you can sleep at night...I guess.

Posted by: Larry on June 26, 2008 02:43 PM
34. You extrapolate inaccurately and speak with a forked tongue, but thats perfectly understandable.

Posted by: NativeSon on June 26, 2008 02:44 PM
35. NativeSon writes as if none of the rest of us can possibly be tribal members. And it's insulting.

You don't speak for me and quite honestly, it's people like you who continue to give Native Americans a bad rep.

For what it's worth, I'm Blackfoot - traditional hunter/gatherers who had/have no use for lazy coastal tribes, their smokes, fireworks or their casinos.

Posted by: jimg on June 26, 2008 02:51 PM
36. Posted by ivan at June 26, 2008 02:41 PM

And thank you for being the bloated, overweight midsection of the Democratic Party.

Posted by: jimg on June 26, 2008 02:56 PM
37. Hey, look, the Republicans are upset that somebodies (sic) not paying enough taxes! ;-) Timothy

Well, yeah. If you guys are going to increase spending by 33 percent, we're gonna look at those who aren't paying any taxes to support that wasteful spending.

As well as who they're paying off to do so.

Posted by: jimg on June 26, 2008 03:02 PM
38. @29

I'm equal opportunity. I don't whinge about Highlanders, "Fighting Irish", or "Fightin' Whiteys".

Posted by: DK on June 26, 2008 03:03 PM
39.
Democrats in the back pocket of unions, tribes, criminals, victims, etc. Par for the course.

But what are they going to do when their refusal to address transportation and energy causes many people to stop going to the casinos, and the soft money well dries up?

Posted by: Jeff B. on June 26, 2008 03:05 PM
40. Native Son,

"We should not be taxed obviously because we are a soverign nation and thus the State of Washington does not have the jurisdiction or power to tax us, as well it should be"

Really? Ok I can buy that. Like say Sweden, right? Then it should be illegal for you to BRIBE our officials since you are a foreign nation.

Posted by: pbj on June 26, 2008 03:21 PM
41. I would also remind native son of a quote from Chief Sealth:

"The Earth does not belong to man; man belongs to Earth"


So the argument that anyone "stole" your land is impossible, by word of Chief Sealth you could not have ever owned the land in the first place.

Posted by: pbj on June 26, 2008 03:26 PM
42. Jeff B. @ 39:

We'll have shuttle buses to the casinos before we have another Republican governor.

Keep equating union members and Native Americans with criminals and see how that plays at the polls this November.

It will fail, because your policies stink and your politics stink, because this year we're striking back at them, and because unlike you, we welcome the tribes as partners.

All you have left is hate and venom, and your frustration is beginning to show. Nobody likes haters like you and JimG and Larry.

Posted by: ivan on June 26, 2008 03:29 PM
43. ivan,

Why do you call me a hater? There's no proof whatsoever that NativeSon nor his predecessors ever faced any injustice. We don't know who he is. He claims he is someone. I think, in reality, he's nobody.

But for that matter - I'm the grand-son of immigrants. My forefathers never did anything to NativeSon's forefathers. In fact, it's quite likely that my grandfather faced more injustice and racism when he came to America, because of his religion and nationality, then the last 100 years of NativeSon's family.

I had nothing to do with any perceived injustices, nor did my forefathers. If you'd like to claim responsibility for the perceived injustices in NativeSon's mind - well, knock yourself out.

I'll have none of it.

Posted by: Larry on June 26, 2008 03:43 PM
44. NativeSon==Dave Matthews

He ain't no Native Son.

Posted by: Memo on June 26, 2008 03:44 PM
45. Um--didn't the Democrats just get done equating Italians with criminals?

Here's a point Native Son has missed. Dino Rossi is 1/4 Native American. One would think that getting Rossi into the highest position in this state would be something the tribes would find desirable. But there's no money in it for them, so they aren't interested.


Posted by: Camille on June 26, 2008 03:48 PM
46. #8: We pay the highest possible B&O tax rate of 1-1/2%. It's not fair, but that's the way it's been. What rate do you pay? The guilt trip thing won't work on me one bit. I don't live my life as a victim and almost feel sorry for people who have been taught to go through life with that as a personal theme. True separate nations are not allowed to contribute to political races. Tribes do, so the separate nation thing is not really being applied here, is it? More like, "we are separate when it's beneficial but not when it isn't." That's very clear.
Bottom line, if we're all having to pay stiff B&O taxes, then the tribes should, as well. Especially for gambling, which is the business of taking people's money and sending them home broke.

Posted by: Michele on June 26, 2008 03:48 PM
47. Michele with all due respect the business is entertainment not just gambling per se. When I was at the Tulalip Hotel/Casino this past weekend even tho I do not gamble I talked to many there who were gambling and that was their way of being entertained, do you pass judgement on adults choosing their form of entertainment? The most crowded venue was the dance floor as a matter of fact. People want the escape to fun and entertainment more than ever with all of the stress currently around. I was very impressed with the mood of all folks I came within contact.
As a genuine native North American I am proud of what we as tribal brothers are accomplishing within this state. Ridicule me as you will but only tends to show the true character of what you profess to be. Represent yourselves accordingly and you will be judged in the same way. And you can translate the judged to voted for in the same way. Tread lightly my friends if you ever want to return to any semblance of power in this land.

Posted by: NativeSon on June 26, 2008 05:16 PM
48. NativeSon, who previously referred to us all as 'palefaces' and bragged about how he and his are laughing all the way to the bank, now states 'Represent yourselves accordingly and you will be judged in the same way.'

Either NativeSon is an outright hypocrite, or merely so stupid as to not understand that he doesn't practice what he preaches. Oops, sorry, that makes him a liberal and Democrat, that's all.

Posted by: Larry on June 26, 2008 05:25 PM
49. I will simply & finally respond accordingly, because this pissing match has gone on far too long.
Sir, look back and read your posts in the most objective manner you can and answer this question as honestly as possible. Would you buy a used car from yourself. Enough said. Peace.

Posted by: NativeSon on June 26, 2008 05:32 PM
50. And let me say that all along I've read YOUR comments in the most objective manner possible, and I find you to be an ugly, pathetic, hypocritical human being. In short, you're a disgrace to everything and everyone that you pretend to be.

The fact that you're putting on your Sunday best and trying to be diplomatic and polite now only indicates that you are sociopathic or have other like issues.

p.s. It's you who is out in the lot, trying to sell those old Hummers, not me.

Posted by: Larry on June 26, 2008 06:19 PM
51. I wish you the best, you're one sad dude.

Posted by: NativeSon on June 26, 2008 06:23 PM
52. #47, who's ridiculing? Stating the way things are is not ridiculing. It's stating the way things are. Of course gambling is entertainment and legal and people may choose to do it, but the gambling businesses should be paying the same taxes as everyone else. Apparently since some of us do not have 600k to pour into the democrat gov. candidate's race we will be continuing to pay 1-1/2% B&O tax so that others who do won't have to.

Posted by: Michele on June 26, 2008 06:26 PM
53. Oh by the way I see she is digging into the so called Emergency reserve now, so her 2.5 Billion Dollar defecit is sure to be much higher.

She can't keep her fingers out of the cookie jar.

Posted by: gs on June 26, 2008 07:39 PM
54. 8--my sad violin music playing now for your plight;

anyone from your end or others stepping up to pay for my ancestors' sufferings over millenia? past-living victimhood; who invented those lights, refrig.s, a/c, scanners, computers and a host of other modern day inventions in your casinos? your ancestors? how about compensation to inventors for that? do you see non-natives whining about sharing their inventions with the world?

stop with the victmhood; and--other states at least have the smarts to get a slice off the top of the gambling;

as for your casino success, great--i'm a capitalist & glad the employees and suppliers benefit; people have freedom & choice to spend their money their way--not for me, but i wont stop some fool from parting with his $$;

but--why can't non-natives have the same casino/machine opportunities? isnt that the same discrimination you victim groups are all about fixing? Peace.

Posted by: jimmie-howya-doin on June 27, 2008 07:16 AM
55. What a great shot of Gregoire next to a Klown. Sell Prints!

You can imagine that look when defending her $650,000 casino grab and loss of 140k in state revenue.

But then this is the same Klown who turned a 1.6 Billion surplus into a 2.5 and rising daily Billion defecit.

Keep the Klowns smiling.....

Posted by: GS on June 27, 2008 09:37 PM
56. Greg Nickels runs a close second for his denial of a gang problem in Seattle when statistics and people's perceptions contradict that.

Posted by: KS on June 28, 2008 11:35 PM
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