April 01, 2008
Global Warming Update (XLVI)
I called Mayor Greg Nickels office yesterday to ask whether they wish to respond to my point that all these active government measures about "global warming" seem a little funny when Seattle is experiencing record low temperatures day after day. I was pleasantly surprised when Mayor Nickels himself called me back and granted me a substantive phone interview on his plans for fighting climate change. Excerpts:

Nickels: First of all, Stefan, I want to thank you and your fellow writers at Sound Politics for your eagle eyes in the area of government accountability. Of course I hotly disagree with much of what you write. But we in government have so many more items on our agenda than is humanly possible to deal with at any point in time and we depend on watchdogs from across the political spectrum to remind us where we've let things fall through the cracks. Like when you busted my chops a couple of years ago on that gas guzzling city car. [link here -- Ed.] That was a welcome kick in the pants to my office to do the right thing that I had been intending to do for a while. So we now have a more fuel-efficient car and we've also slowed the rate of growth in miles driven. We're down from a projected 105 miles a day down to 102 miles a day. So the City of Seattle is grateful to you for your commentary on that one issue.

And of course we have to focus on climate change even, some would say especially, when we have record low temperatures. As you know, I'm not a scientist. I dropped out of college to go into public service before I had the opportunity to take any science classes. I'm humble about my own limits in that regard. But we have a world class team of advising scientists from UW and elsewhere who consult with us constantly. And as they explain it, and this might sound counterintuitive to those of us who aren't educated in science, the predictive models for climate change have very wide confidence intervals. The average trend is moving warmer, but the models also predict that the climate might get colder or might get more or less warm or cold than it would otherwise, or it might even stay more or less the same. So we have to prepare for all of those contingencies. That's why we don't talk about "global warming" so much any more as we do about "climate change", because humankind is changing the climate, especially through carbon emissions, and we have to fight that change by lowering carbon emissions, even if we can't predict with pinpoint accuracy how the climate would be affected if we do nothing at all.

So our priority in the City of Seattle is to do whatever we can to lower our carbon footprint. We've started by reducing dependence on vehicles, especially on carbon-based fuel consumption. We encourage energy efficiency in the home -- better insulation, more energy efficient appliances and the like; More recycling. But that's just the first step. Long-term we have to think very hard about how to reduce our individual carbon footprints. Some of these will be small changes, others may require deeper lifestyle and cultural adjustments, but they're all essential to minimize our impacts on the environment.

Take,for example, carbonated beverages. Most people have no idea how many millions of kilotons of CO2 are released into the atmosphere every day simply by people drinking soda pop. Starting next year, vending machines in City of Seattle buildings will only dispense non-carbonated soft drinks. And we're working with the Coca-Cola company on this. They'll provide us with non-carbonated versions of Coke and Fanta. Same great taste, but better for the environment.

And the CO2 that we humans release when we exhale is also enormously significant. Of course we all need to breathe, but we can all afford to breathe a little less. The average adult respiratory rate is 12- 20 breaths a minute. If everybody breaths just one less breath a minute, that's about a 5 - 8% reduction in respiratory CO2. That's huge. So we're developing a program to teach city employees exercises for slower breathing. And I can't stress enough the importance of avoiding unnecessary exercise. Strenuous exercise makes your CO2 output go through the roof. We'll still promote walking and bicycling to replace necessary trips that would otherwise be taken by car, but recreational exercise is very harmful to the environment. That's one of the lifestyle changes that I've mentioned. We need to transition toward a more sedentary way of life. If you've noticed, many of the most prominent spokespersons in the fight against climate change -- Michael Moore, Joel Connelly, myself. We're a little heavy. Al Gore's puffing out. Ron Sims, I tease him that he looks like the Pillsbury Dough Boy. That's not from overeating. That's from slowing down and not overexercising.

Finally, Seattle is going to make a big push on the Zero Waste initiative. You probably saw in the news today that the City Council is making it easier for citizens to recycle. [news link here -- Ed.]. Anything we can do to reduce waste is encouraged. And I do mean anything. Sheryl Crow got a lot of criticism for talking about using less toilet paper. Of course we're not going to legislate anything along those lines. But that's the type of innovative conservationist thinking I personally encourage. Use less toilet paper. And you don't necessarily have to flush every time you use the lavatory. And frankly, we should look to our diverse cultural heritage and learn from what some of the non-western cultures can teach us about conserving resources and minimizing waste. And I know some of these ideas might be difficult for most people from European backgrounds to swallow and I don't expect them to be widely adopted immediately. But here in Seattle, where we care deeply about the environment and where we are open to learning from other cultures, we can at least start the conversation.

Me: I'm not sure I follow what you're talking about.

Nickels: One of the men in 20th century world affairs that I admire the most is a Prime Minister of India from the 1970s named Morarji Desai. He lived to be 99 years old and he was a wonderful example of how to live a healthy and an environmentally responsible life. If you haven't heard about him, just look him up in google and I'll leave it at that. [link here -- Ed.]

Posted by Stefan Sharkansky at April 01, 2008 12:25 PM | Email This
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1. April Fools! I hope...

Posted by: Yaddacubed on April 1, 2008 12:43 PM
2. Beat me to it, yadda.

But, truly, a good yarn.

Posted by: swatter on April 1, 2008 12:52 PM
3. In a word 'WOW'!!!

Posted by: Duffman on April 1, 2008 12:52 PM
4. This seems relevant: How are YOU fighting Global Warming?

Posted by: The Tim on April 1, 2008 12:54 PM
5. I dunno. After he told a bunch of schoolkids that global warming was going to melt the North Pole, and Santa Claus would drown, I really lost confidence in my ability to tell satire from reality.

Posted by: TB on April 1, 2008 12:58 PM
6. Al Gore called me this morning to say much the same.

I asked him which of his three massive energy sucking homes he was calling from, his 10,000-square-foot, 20-room, eight-bathroom home in Nashville, or his 4,000-square-foot home in Arlington, Va, or his third home in Carthage, Tenn?

But he was high above them all in his private climate killing Jet.

It was nice however that he took the time out of his busy lifestyle to call.

Thanks Al! I'll be watching for you in the November race after your other two Rambos rip each other and the party up.

Posted by: GS on April 1, 2008 01:08 PM
7. Knew it was a sham when Mayor Tubagoo was quoted only once using the phrase "world class."

Posted by: nickel$ devours my income on April 1, 2008 01:10 PM
8. Stefan..if you hadn't posted the picture of him actually demonstrating the new breathing technique to Seattleites I would have surely thought this to be an AFJ. :)

Posted by: Duffman on April 1, 2008 01:14 PM
9. I'm surprised no one has commented on the snark about Morarji Desai. Now, that was clever.

Posted by: Obi-Wan on April 1, 2008 01:16 PM
10. Only someone with 500 carrier landings to their credit would pick up on that! :)

Posted by: Duffman on April 1, 2008 01:20 PM
11. Ok, you had me going until the "carbonated beverages" part. Then I woke up and realized this was the SP April Fools joke I had wondered earlier this morning whether I would see.

Bravo, Stefan. Very good and clever.

Posted by: Michele on April 1, 2008 01:26 PM
12. A nice yarn; one worth waiting for.

I think you missed one avenue ripe for a lampoon, however. My vague HS remembrance of chemistry includes the notion that our exhalations include CO2, so the expanding belt sizes of those mentioned are proof of their commitment to the environment by not exercising. Hmm...there's a joke somewhere in there about toxic emitions, but digress.

Posted by: scott158 on April 1, 2008 01:27 PM
13. Hey, one man's joke can easily become a liberal's revelation. Stefan, don't give the left any ideas. I don't doubt for a second a liberal's willingness to drink anything if it will win them power and demonstrate their false-compassion. In fact, consumption of certain substances would certainly explain the comments of many leftists here at SP.

Posted by: Reality on April 1, 2008 01:27 PM
14. But, the answer my friend is that one's urine should be drunk only later in the day, when it becomes 'clearer'.

Posted by: Duffman on April 1, 2008 01:31 PM
15. ...and almost as good as Mrs Clinton's Bowling For Delegates

Posted by: Duffman on April 1, 2008 01:36 PM
16. Duffman, can't claim credit for 500 "traps," just a few less than 400. :-)

Posted by: Obi-Wan on April 1, 2008 01:38 PM
17. What can I say...would be impressed with '1' !

Posted by: Duffman on April 1, 2008 01:40 PM
18. Priceless! I loved the reduced breathing inititative. Good advice for the green party to take the lead on.

Posted by: Harmless on April 1, 2008 01:44 PM
19. Only time I have ever heard the Mayor making sense.
By the way none of his climate team are scientists, allot of attorneys and sort, but no scientists. I would even take one who dropped out before graduation at least he/she would know that of the total CO2 emitted into the atmosphere, only 5% is attributed to human emmissions.
Now I guess we can stop spending the $ millions the Mayor wants to spend on a politically motivated intiatives.
Finally!

Posted by: tg on April 1, 2008 02:23 PM
20. Have you all seen the news that's 'BREAKIN' over at BW?

Posted by: Duffman on April 1, 2008 02:46 PM
21. New idea for Earth Hour... everybody hold their breath for one hour. Now, only liberals will actually participate because they can't really think for themselves, like when they let other people tell them when they can and can't have lights on. So, it's a win-win deal. And after the hour is up, there will be a permanent reduction in CO2, and we won't have to hear their nonsense anymore. Hell, to make ti easier, we can call it 'Earth Ten Minutes'.

Who's up for it?

Posted by: Gary on April 1, 2008 02:59 PM
22. Damn you Stefan! Had me going there for abit.

Posted by: pbj on April 1, 2008 03:06 PM
23. We need another one of those "caption contests". That photo of Nickels is just ripe for lampooning...

"Massive Greenhouse Gas Emission Identified in Pacific Northwest"


Posted by: Smoley on April 1, 2008 05:32 PM
24. Think Hizzoner(a name that painful to use in his case) will have the class to respond to this?

Posted by: paul on April 1, 2008 06:19 PM
25. When are the Repoublicans in WA going to find their nuts?

Posted by: Independent Voter on April 1, 2008 06:27 PM
26. Its hard to take any direction or advice from that guy, especially about personal choices. Imagine if your doctor was a fat-ass like that.

Posted by: paul on April 1, 2008 07:47 PM
27. Good one Stefan
Last time I laughed that hard was in the 1970's when someone said that someday there would be a helmet law for bicycles! We all need to laugh now while it's still legal. Laughter also increases CO2 levels you know.

Posted by: Kirk on April 2, 2008 02:05 AM
28. You mean that Dim Gregg didn't say all that?!?!

Posted by: JB on April 2, 2008 03:07 AM
29. Mayor Nickels has gained weight due to the stress of dealing with all you ultra-conservative whack jobs. It is a known medical fact that stress can induce over-eating. It is no surprise that ultra-conservatives would make fun of somebody's medical condition.

You will all be sorry when the dream Gore-Nickels '08 turns into reality.

Posted by: storsie on April 2, 2008 08:30 AM
30. Here is some "Inconvenient" Science:

Solar Cycle 24: Implications for the United States

"Mr. Gore, can we have our Nobel back, you ass?"

Posted by: Reality on April 2, 2008 04:01 PM
31. Fitting, as the whole Climate Hysteria is one big joke, it's appropriate to parody it on April Fools Day.

Nice link Reality. There are many more, there is forthcoming work by Watts and Copland that further implicates the Sun as the actual driver of Earth's temperature. Which anyone who's ever noted the difference between day and night could tell you. It's ridiculous to think that the Sun is not the majority driver of Earth's climate.

Interestingly, the Marxist nuts want to simultaneously overstate man's influence, and then kneecap him all the same.

Posted by: Jeff B. on April 2, 2008 04:44 PM
32. Did he mention a reduction in his own methane production?

Posted by: BananaLand on April 6, 2008 11:36 PM
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