This would have been written yesterday except for the geographical fact that I was in Wenatchee all day Tuesday. The next time you're in the Apple Capitol of the World make sure you eat lunch at Dusty's In-N-Out. Best burger in Central Washington. The onion rings will make you rethink that whole atheism thing; they are that divine. Dusty's shakes are great but to be fair EZ's Burger Deluxe across the street probably has the leg up.
So why is the important lede paragraph of this piece focused about munching on burgers with "extra goop" - aaaahhh - instead of the primary? It's because Washington's Feb. 19 primary didn't really matter.
If you're a Democrat it was a multi-million dollar hog calling contest. For Republicans, the results were probably a foregone conclusion. Nineteen delegates are being allocated based on yesterday's turnout but everyone knows McCain is going to be the nominee barring some tragedy or scandal.
Who'd I vote for? Mike Huckabee.
Having done so I woke up this morning to the warm feeling of sunshine on my cheeks, the song of winter robins chirping by the window and a wonderful spring in my step.
It's rather amusing to read the remarks below by Stefan and Eric. One wonders how Double-E has found the time to post anything what with all the cold showers and packs of gum he's been chewing after enduring the unendurable. It was kind of odd to see Jim Miller providing the lone voice of reason here at Sound Politics when it comes to supporting McCain. This has been a peculiar election season though.
My rationale for filling the arrow in next to the Huckster's name is completely different than the traditional lines you've been hearing from some of the lone remaining diehards who are not ready to back McCain. Not ready to back McCain...yet.
This guy doesn't go to church so the vote wasn't about making sure the voice of evangelicals is heard. McCain is not going to change his policies and somehow veer to the right (or left) simply because of what a minority of primary voters in Washington or Wisconsin think. There will be no miracle that sends the nomination into the convention. Nor is McCain a worse choice for president than Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama or the Antichrist.
My vote was simply an atta boy to Huck for running a good hard and relatively clean race.
With the continual internecine battle for the Democratic nomination between Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton it is imperative that McCain get as much attention and free airtime on newscasts between now and the convention.
There's been a lot of nonsense spouted by the usual clueless hacks and commentators that don't know a donkey's dictionary about political strategy saying Huckabee should drop out so McCain can focus on "uniting the party". Wander around a cow pasture long enough and you'll run into something of equal value to that line.
As long as the former Arkansas governor keeps playing the bass, McCain gets to take lead vocal while uniting the party by winning every party vote between now and whenever he gets 1191 delegates. He can hold rallies and give victory speeches as Republicans from state after state rush to embrace the Maverick. Then he can use the time to either define himself or tear into his Democratic opponent.
After the first results came in from Wisconsin yesterday, you saw McCain laying down some spotting rounds against Obama during his televised victory rally. After McCain "wins" some of the later primaries in March he'll have a chance to fire for effect.
It's political kabuki theater. Do you think any of the network or cable newscasts would give the Republican nominee fifteen seconds if the race was wrapped up? Don't be ridiculous. Not when the Clinton machine is lashing out in its final death throes and Barackomania is packing 20,000 seat arenas.
After title fights in the nineteenth century champion boxers would tour the country and hold exhibition fights of two or three rounds often times against the opponent they defeated. They were little more than sparring matches but it gave locals living in tank towns like Seattle or Green Bay a chance to feel like they were witnessing something important.
If the McCain campaign savvied strategy they'd hold one last round of debates between Huckabee and McCain. The two men like each other. To use a soccer term the affair would probably wind up being a "friendly" where the pair could discuss whether Obama or Clinton would be a worse president.
So Huckabee keeps running and draws a lot of the negative attention that would be directed against his opponent at this stage. McCain gets press and he builds up electoral steam. Washington and Wisconsin hopped on the Straight Talk Express! Can't you feel the excitement? Will this momentum propel McCain to victories in Texas or Ohio?
The drama.
I don't know which it is, but it appears to me Huckabee was in it for the sake of his donors not wanting him to quit. It seemed to me that Sir Charles Norris had a lot to say in this matter.
I'm not willing to give that many props to Huckabee as you are.
Posted by: swatter on February 20, 2008 02:51 PMWell writ.
Posted by: Hinton on February 20, 2008 03:04 PMYou have demonstrated just how disconnected you are from reality this time mental ward. I think the grease from the onion rings is narrowing your arteries so much it cuts off circulation to your brain.
How, after the threats of legal action from Huckabee's Wa campaign manager, a pastor no less, you would conclude that he ran a "clean campaign" is indeed an astonishing demonstration of just how divorced you are from reality.
Keep munching those onion rings. Hillary's health plan will save you. See, I said that with a straight face.
DW - Your lack of reading comprehension is always astounding PBJ. Wonder why the qualifying word "relatively" was included in my line you quoted? You get three guesses but the first two don't count.
Luke got stupid. Huck's people smacked him. He had it coming.
Posted by: Hinton on February 20, 2008 04:37 PMDang, now I'm hungry.
Posted by: Army Medic/Vet on February 20, 2008 05:42 PMMcCain would have been LONG forgotten if Huckabee weren't in the race.
I agree: one more debate between Mr. Straight Talk and the bass-playing pastor.
The VERY FIRST thing that struck me about Mike Huckabee--from the very beginning--was that he avoided the opportunities for easy dirty swipes at his opponents (either dem. or rep.). That was what I was looking for in a candidate, and I didn't see it until I looked into Huckabee.
Posted by: Cydney on February 20, 2008 10:22 PMHuckabee is a shallow as a two bit car salesman or Jim Bakker/Jimmy Swaggart phony televangelist.
About the only thing that can be said nice for Huckabee is that he isn't John McCain.
Posted by: pbj on February 21, 2008 01:56 AMNo, it's you and your leftist nut buddies that nobody relates to....
Posted by: Saltherring on February 21, 2008 05:49 AMYep. Four meat/four cheese. Best burger ever created.
Posted by: jimg on February 21, 2008 10:06 AMNeed to do it soon though, because soon I will be restricted in how many miles I can drive......
Posted by: SouthernRoots on February 21, 2008 10:12 AMYou did not find a politician that resisted taking dirty swipes till you saw Huckabee?
So am I to assume you found Huckabee before all his dirty swipes and before you found Paul? Paul was the only GOP candidate that kept to the facts.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6lAFfLy05_Y
Posted by: Lysander on February 21, 2008 05:03 PM