Are you surrounded by a sea of nose miners at your Christmas festivities? Is it steadily driving you bonkers? Evaluate yourself in this survey.
My score was 26, probably because I'm willing to fight dirty.
h/t: Jonah Goldberg at the Corner.
Posted by Eric Earling at December 25, 2007 09:02 AM | Email ThisMerry Christmas
Posted by: David on December 25, 2007 10:54 AMChance of Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse: 47%
Geek awesomeness: 39%
Apple Addiction: 3%
Posted by: G Jiggy on December 25, 2007 03:51 PMScore 22 - of course charming 5 year olds, prone to screaming and causing clamor and turmoil all about them, is far more challenging. And in the end, it helps to have a VERY deep and commanding voice.
Cheers - and do not dare touch my 5 and 6 year old grand daughters .... grandpa's wrath would be fierce and deadly, complete with snarls and growls .....
Posted by: Raphael on December 25, 2007 06:27 PMHinton @ 2, aparantly we Ron Paul supporters don't advocate pre-emptive attacks on innocent people who are weaker than we are. They didn't say whether the five-year-olds were Iraqi or not.
But my dead body is worth about $5,340!
I don't think I'll tell my wife...
Posted by: Bruce Guthrie on December 25, 2007 09:58 PMThink about it. Chances are they'll end up going to public school, be indoctrinated with left-wing idiocy, and eventually vote Democrat. Best that we kill them now.
Posted by: AD on December 25, 2007 10:44 PMYeah. Because that's exactly what we're doing in Iraq. Attacking innocent people.
Using this survey, Saddam and his sadistic spawn could take on an unlimited number of five-year-olds ... simply by feeding them feet first into plastic shredders. Well, the boys only. 'Cause they'd be too busy raping the girls.
Quite frankly, your support of Saddam Hussein and his henchmen make me sick.
And I'm disgusted we share the same last name.
Posted by: jimg on December 26, 2007 09:00 AMThat way, the fact we share ANYTHING would rapidly become secondary to the blaze of glory that your exit would become.
Nut jobs such as the Paul supporters posting here that believe we target "innocents" have far more problems then I, and serve well to reinforce my decision to do every thing I can to make sure the racist bigot whack job they support (and emulate) goes nowhere politically, and is relegated to the status of minor footnote that he (and they) so richly deserves.
Posted by: Hinton on December 26, 2007 05:09 PMI'm totally willing to bite and eye-gouge if I was desperate.
I kept thinking as I was going through this survey that these were like demon-possessed five-year-olds with glowing red eyes and vicious finger nails.
It helps a lot to picture them like that. ;)
Posted by: Cydney on December 26, 2007 05:21 PM