July 06, 2007
Happy 61st Birthday "W"
Today is President Bush's 61st birthday. So what do you get for the leader of the free world?
Some helpful ideas although you can share yours.
Home Depot gift certificate good for 1,200 miles of fencing.
A copy of the book "How to Win Friends and Influence People"
Clone Winston Churchill. Elect him Prime Minister for the third time.
Boz Skaggs - Greatest Hits Live
Osama bin Laden's five-year old, dead, burned, crushed corpse.
ChuckNorrisFacts.com t-shirts (in case he needs some foreign policy advise)
The DR Field and Brush Mower
Truck Nutz for the limo
The 18-month Far Side Desk calendar
"Truman" by David McCullough
Michelle Malkin pin-up poster.
Tickets to Algore's "Live Earth" concerts. They're still available! Quick! Buy some.
A new laptop so he can surf the Google on the Intermet.
"Andy Griffith Show" DVD box-set.
"Frodo failed - Bush has the ring" bumper-sticker
Some more Stryker Brigade Combat Teams
Posted by DonWard at July 06, 2007
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1. Read the first four lines, hit my head with my fist, looked up and discovered that this was a Don Ward post. Great job.
Don't think they make truck nutz big enough to fit W, though.
2. How about working body armour for the troops?
Maybe the discovery of WMD's in Iraq?
An impeachment hearing in the House?
3. Gee, Cato, how 'bout you pour gasoline on yourself and light it in protest?
4. Nice try Cato,
It's good to see that your blind hatred for Bush matches your namesake's venom towards Carthage; with the same regard for facts as well.
The troops have always had enough body armor. If you ever took the time to actually meet or speak with a soldier you'd know that they have, and had, more armor and equipment than a person can carry.
Wait for when some of the missions in Iraq to become declassified.
Ha, ha. Impeachment. Good one.
5. He gets a great big hearty HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Mr President! ... and he gets to give me and dear one a great big hearty HAPPY 28TH ANNIVERSARY!
6. And some speech therapy so he won't make quite as as big an ass of himself every single time he tries to pronounce big words. Like Nu-cle-ar.
The free world tires of this.
7. Al Presidente: Feliz Cumpleanos!
8. I didn't realize today was his birthday, but that guy is in really great shape for his age; he's a role model for his fellow citizens to exercise, truly. (unlike certain previous presidents with a penchant for whitehouse interns)
9. How about a copy of the constitution? Maybe a framed poster sized blow up of the part that explains how he does not need to sign every bill into law.
10. How about a copy of the constitution? Maybe a framed poster sized blow up of the part that explains how he does not need to sign every bill into law.
11. How about a copy of the constitution? Maybe a framed poster sized blow up of the part that explains how he does not need to sign every bill into law.
12. So JDH, does that mean you prefer a smooth talking, lying, socialistic sob to a straight talking, albeit a bit clumbsy with the verbage, Texan?
13. JDH must be some communist crazy he dont understand that W is one of us just a regular guy even if his daddy was rich it dont matter hes normal. God I hate librals Happy bday W
14. I know it didn't help Bill much, but you obviously haven't been layed in awhile.
So I hope you can get layed - and for the interest of bipartisanism I hope its Janet Reno.
Happy Bday Buddy
from just a regular guy
15. There is a more imaginative version of this over at
SeattleJew
Including links where you can buy buttons honoring Mr, Bush.