In this case, an absolutely hilarious one. I can't comment much more because I'm too busy laughing. See this article, via Drudge (Fair Warning: if talk about sex offends you, don't click the link...of course by saying that I'm driving people to the article...oh, never mind).
A couple highlights:
Other ways of "greenwashing" the bedroom, as outlined by TreeHugger and Greenpeace, include turning out the lights, not buying PVC or vinyl accoutrements, ensuring S&M paddles are made from sustainably harvested timber, using organic massage oils, showering together, using bamboo bed sheets (they come from a rapidly renewable resource and are said to be "super sexy"), and wearing lingerie made with renewable fibres such as hemp (Enamore), bamboo (Butta) and other organic goodness (GreenKnickers, Buenostyle, Peau Ethique).
Unbearably funny. What's next, biodegradable sex toys?
Never fear, it gets better: "Gordon notes there's even an eco-friendly adult website dedicated to naked vegetarians, appropriately called Veg Porn."
Um, ok. Go find the link yourself. I'm not dealing with it.
In the meantime, as scary as it sounds, this should receive some coverage at Savage Love (another link not for those with delicate sensitivities). Odd greenie ideas merge with sex in the modern age. Very Seattle.
Posted by Eric Earling at March 06, 2007 09:27 PM | Email ThisIn my business, we see a lot of people naked. Green chicks are hairy and UGLY. Considering your particular, ah, bent, as it were, and the fact that green chicks are ugly, I wouldn't be at all surprised if eco-males were doing more than just hugging trees.
Don't forget your bamboo condom.
Posted by: ERNurse on March 6, 2007 11:59 PMNo such thing as Green Sex, no matter the precautions taken there will be a predictable number of people produced.
That is a bad thing, we need to reduce the population.
Celibacy for the Planet!!
That we can demographically win and put all this GW BS in the dust bin along with the next ice age, the Population Bomb and other left greenie fantasies.
Posted by: JCM on March 7, 2007 07:08 AMCan we start with David M first? LOL
Posted by: Army Medic/Vet on March 7, 2007 07:09 AM
Please, that's not even FUNNY!
LOL..... oops
Posted by: Army Medic.Vet on March 7, 2007 07:12 AMYour formula is wrong...
Sex=Babies is incorrect in their world. Or incomplete actually...
Sex=Baby=Abortion Thus no more GW...
Thanks!
Greg
We still win the demographic battle.
There will still be babies, they'll be too stoned on organic hemp to remember to keep the appointment, and the kid will end up in foster care in my house to be raised a good conservative.
Posted by: Greg on March 7, 2007 07:51 AMAn old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.
Nurse Darcy asked if there was anything wrong.
"Yes, Nurse Darcy," said Mr. Goldstein, "My Private Part died today, and I am very sad."
Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my condolences."
The following day Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out his pajamas, when he met Nurse Darcy.
"Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas."
But, Nurse Darcy," replied Mr. Goldstein, "I told you yesterday that my Private Part died."
"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?"
(You gotta love this!!!!!!!!!!!)
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"Well, he replied, "Today's the viewing."
Let the liberal outrage begin!
Posted by: Ragnar Danneskjold on March 7, 2007 08:25 AMWhen I was a kid back in the early 50s my mom had a butter paddle hanging in the kitchen. It wasn't for S&M but it was used for spanking. And we kids knew it so it didn't get much use.
Dad didn't need a paddle.
Posted by: RBW on March 7, 2007 03:26 PM