June 08, 2006
Headline of the day
From the Seattlest, which I really should read more often:
"Al-Zarqawi Found. Dean Logan Still on the Loose"
Posted by Stefan Sharkansky at June 08, 2006
02:28 PM | Email This
1. tooth fairy came; had a pork rind under my pillow; good; now, will Christians drag the charred body through the streets like our civilian contractors and soldiers? got to go--time to squeeze off a few AK47 rounds in the air in keeping with diversity and cultural sensitivity;
2. Hard to believe that Dean Logan is still employed at this job. Now he has developed at reputation as "The Amazing Disappearing Dean".
3. I don't like the reference to Zarqawi. Sounds too much like DU and HA.
But, I think it is fun and okay to ask if you have played the new game, "Where is Dean Logan?" to the tune of Carmen Santiago.
4. Actually our good friend at Seattlest has it just slightly wrong....
Dean Logan was not actually sitting behind the potted plant.............
HE IS THE POTTED PLANT!!
5. Unlike the equally elusive al-Zarqawi, we cannot call in an airstrike the next time somebody spots Logan trying to avoid accountability. Heck, we cannot even vote him out of his position because he was appointed.
6. That headline says it all. Many people at large will not rest easy until Logan is fired ! Only the continued outcry by pi$$ed off voters will get our wish granted !
7. One less Islamo-fascist name to remember how to spell...