April 20, 2006
Which Way Should Lady Liberty Turn Her Backside?

Seattle's replica of the Statue of Liberty on Alki Beach (below, right) in beautiful and ever-more metro-textural West Seattle has been abused over the years. Additionally, it was not made to withstand moisture very well, and has been slowly disintegrating, as a result.

Now, thanks to the Northwest Program For The Arts, the statue will be replaced with a more durable model. Financial support has been coming through a public-private funding venture that even a Republican could love.

But as The West Seattle Herald reports in its latest issue, Alki denizens are wrestling with which way, exactly, Lady Liberty's backside should face.

Currently, the back of the old sculpture points toward visitors approaching Alki, her front outward on a north-northwest axis.

Granted, that's not where most of our nation's immigrants - legal and illegal - are coming from. Still, the replica's symbolism is hard to dismiss these days, what with illegal immigration into the U.S. reaching a tipping point, and (separately, for the most part) the heightened activities of terrorists who wish to destroy our tall office buildings, cities and civilization.

I think I like the idea of keeping her pointed outward. To me - and maybe this is wishful thinking, but I hope not - it would symbolize hopes for new and better-enforced immigration laws. These laws would welcome some number of legal immigrants each year, but bar entry to those at all believed affiliated with terrorists or terrorist organizations; and also turn back that subset of hard-working, otherwise decent people, who as illegal immigrants are unfortunately resource-sucking lawbreakers. "La Ley Es La Ley," or at least it should be.

Which way do you think Seattle's new Lady Liberty should face, and why?

Posted by Matt Rosenberg at April 20, 2006 07:14 PM | Email This
Comments
1. Is that a rule book she is holding for all to see?

Posted by: GP on April 20, 2006 07:58 PM
2. I think she should rotate. Everyone would be happy part of the time. And it would be very silly.

Posted by: Peggy U on April 20, 2006 09:03 PM
3. Why change something that works? Keep it looking toward the same direction as it does now.

Posted by: Clean House on April 20, 2006 09:21 PM
4. Oh, good grief.

Next thing we know we'll be worrying about LENIN'S backside!

;)

Posted by: Cheryl on April 20, 2006 10:16 PM
5. Good question. I think the answer is clear. The Statue of Liberty is America's most profound symbol of welcome. As such it should face outward, not inward.

Posted by: surf logs kill on April 20, 2006 11:37 PM
6. Good question. I think the answer is clear. The Statue of Liberty is America's most profound symbol of welcome. As such it should face outward, not inward.

Posted by: surf logs kill on April 20, 2006 11:37 PM
7. We really should pass the decision on to those who will take over from us. Who am I talking about? Just ask the leader of the brown berets who led illegal immigration protests a few days back..

"Go back to Boston! Go back to Plymouth Rock, Pilgrims! Get out! We are the future. You are old and tired. Go on. We have beaten you. Leave like beaten rats. You old white people. It is your duty to die. ..... Through love of having children, we are going to takeover." - Augustin Cebada, Brown Beret leader.

More at www.frontpagemag.com.

Posted by: Senor Cebada on April 21, 2006 12:04 AM
8. This is probably not the time to bring this up, what with the border security legislation floating around DC, but after we secure our borders won't that just make people jump in boats to get here? Then we'll all be dealing with our 'porous shorelines'.

So my suggestion is to point it outward to the biggest shipping channel that it overlooks. Then, in a few years it will be greeting immigrants, just like it's big sister on the other coast.

Posted by: Republican (by default) on April 21, 2006 01:46 AM
9. Keep her just as she is..facing the sea and all who come by boat.

Posted by: DD on April 21, 2006 06:50 AM
10. I say have the statue lighted and rotating.

I'd be happy to give $25 to help.

Posted by: A Watchdog on April 21, 2006 07:59 AM
11. Isn't there some way she can be updated to reflect today's mores? Maybe she needs a "rosie the riveter" bandana and a hammer to swing methodically?

And GP is right. That rule book has got to go.

Posted by: GentleRant on April 21, 2006 08:45 AM
12. Outward... She is supposed to be holding a lamp leading the way to the shore. Although a rotating Lady of Liberty might also be fun.

Posted by: Politically Conscious on April 21, 2006 08:49 AM
13. I think we should bow to all the Seattlunatic leftists and have her point both ways in true liberal, two-faced style!

Posted by: alphabet soup on April 21, 2006 10:08 AM
14. Seaward...Inward...Rotate...That is the question.

The only P.C. solution is SIDEWAYS…

Posted by: Pacific Grove Phlash on April 21, 2006 11:12 AM
15. Well it depends. Is she Muslim? If so then she can't have her rear facing Mecca--just like British Muslim prisoners for whom the authorities are spending big pounds to re-orient toilet seats. Will Washington State follow in dhimmitude?

Posted by: Nevada on April 21, 2006 11:22 AM
16. Reorient toilet seats, what?! Like you can't even miss out on a prayer call if you're on the hopper? Sheesh!!!

Posted by: Peggy U on April 21, 2006 11:28 AM
17. I don't really care which we she is facing, just as long as the build her with her head up her ars, like the rest of Seattle.

Posted by: BananaLand on April 21, 2006 11:58 AM
18. What the hey???? -- we sure as 'ell DO NOT Need any more STINKIN' HUDDLED (m)ASSES

the whole statue of liberty thing is and has always been a fraudulent crock -- I say take it out and deep-six it in the 900 ft deep water offa Jeff Head --- and send the original back to the Dardanelles where it was originally intended to be stuffed up somebody else's patoot

Posted by: Bill on April 21, 2006 12:31 PM
19. Ok, I got the scoop on the prison toilets:

"The Islamic religion prohibits Muslims from facing or turning their backs on the Kiblah — the direction of prayer — when they use the toilet, according to the Sun newspaper in London. Muslim inmates complain that they have to sit sideways on prison toilets to comply with that prohibition."

I want to know, though, what is this? Do they give them a freaking compass or what? What do the directionally challenged ones do? Inquiring minds want to know ...

Posted by: Peggy U on April 21, 2006 06:28 PM
20. I think she should be bent over to take it like the rest of us over taxed citizens. Face her anyway you want. It makes no difference when the illegal aliens come from all directions….. I think east to the all-mighty federal government (DC). Replace the Book she holds with the King County Elections Manual (the one in Chinese) and the Torch with K-Y Jelly.

Posted by: Variable on April 24, 2006 09:12 AM
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