February 04, 2006
Seattle Attorney Bites (Apple)

Nothing beats cozy public cocooning with an iPod, but Seattle attorney and class action specialist Steve Berman has filed an action against Apple in San Jose, currently on behalf of a Louisiana client who says he may or may not have suffered hearing loss because the volume level could well be too loud on his iPod, the earbuds increase risks, and the hearing loss warning accompanying the product is too imprecise.

Berman, who helped states including Washington win a huge settlement against tobacco companies, also joined the Microsoft defense team when the company faced that big anti-trust prosecution by the feds. This isn't the first time this friend of Microsoft has gone after Apple, either. Berman was involved in a previous consumer case against Apple, representing an iPod Nano owner irate over scratches to his device's screen (see last graf here).

Steve, I think everyone knows where the volume control, and "off" switch are on their iPods. What's next? A class action on behalf of insufficiently warned iPorn addicts?

A khalerye, farshtinkener.

Posted by Matt Rosenberg at February 04, 2006 04:41 PM | Email This
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1. Operation of the "Volume" control requires a skill called "reading" his Steve Berman and his client are too STUPID to read they have suffered damages.

Berman should be disbarred since his degree is patently fraudulent.

Posted by: JCM on February 4, 2006 05:35 PM
2. Mr. Berman hasn't had much to do, since the Rossi Revote case. Tort law proceeds just aren't what they used to be!

Posted by: Cryptometaphor on February 4, 2006 05:36 PM
3. A man without a purpose meets a client without a brain! And they say we don't need tort reform, oy.

Posted by: Fed Up on February 4, 2006 06:27 PM
4. Yes this is s stupid lawsuit, but should it be allowed to proceed at least to be considered by a judge? You bet your butt. You all should be thanking goodness we live in a country where the seemingly frivolous at least gets to be considered, and not some autocracy where your arbitrarily muzzled for 'going against the grain'. Thats my two cents, but hey, Im a constitutionalist. What do I know.

Posted by: loonster on February 4, 2006 10:02 PM
5. What an idiot and an asshole. And lawyers wonder why they are the butt of jokes. Sheesh.

Posted by: Jeff B. on February 5, 2006 12:28 AM
6. What an idiot and an asshole. And lawyers wonder why they are the butt of jokes. Sheesh.

Posted by: Jeff B. on February 5, 2006 12:29 AM
7. Although Steve Berman is known locally as "an entrepeneur with a law degree" his filing of class action lawsuits does allow those with valid complaints to get government and corporations to correct defeciencies and not ignore valid complaints

I am not familar w/ the I Pod case and I think Chris Gregoire's filing of a class action lawsuit on cigarettes (a product the Surgeon General warned on January 11, 1964 was dangerous, but the State of Washington continued to collect excise taxes and still collects) was an attention grabbing act by an Attorney General with dubious results during her 12 year tenure.

In October 1999 Steven Berman filed a class action lawsuit againt Mayor Paul Schnell dba The City of Seattle because "Seattle's faulty parking meters cheated drivers out of perhaps $20 million" (Seattle Times Mar-28-2000 by Brier Dudley)

Berman lost the class action lawsuit because King County Superior Court Judge Larry Jordan ruled "that drivers should have challenged their tickets individually". Although Jordan's ruling is technically correct, the reality is the vast majority of people pay questionable penalities because the amount of time and lost wages going to court is greater than the penalty.

Former Mayor Paul Schell was well aware that Seattle had defective parking meters as documented by The Seattle Times and KOMO TV. Schell's attitude to customers was "screw you" in the news.
As a result of Berman's lawsuit, Schell decided to fix all parking meters within 90 days.

I do not know the status of Berman's appeal.

If Matt really wants to protest dingbat lawyers he should hilight (Retired Judge) Larry Allen Jordan, who left the bench in 2001 to join Judicial Dispute Resolution, LLC on Fourth Avenue in Seattle.

Matt can also give an update on the King County Court Judge who threw out Tim Eyeman's Nov 1999 win on the car tab initiative. The governor and the legislature enacted a law for $30 car tabs. The judge who threw out the car tabs iniative should be working at 7-11 and asking customers if they would like beef jerky with their slurpee.

Posted by: Green Lake Mark on February 5, 2006 07:09 AM
8. My seven year old son is always listening to his iPod with the volume up and definitely has trouble hearing (me, when I tell him to clean his room or scoop dog poop).

Posted by: Far Far Right on February 5, 2006 07:30 AM
9. Even better is that our beloved WSDOT announced the Hood Canal Bridge project is barely started and now 62% over Budget. In addition, the Pt. Angeles Graving Yard on the Indian Burial Site has now cost us $87 million and counting.
Oh and by the way, no one has been fired yet!!!
It was in today's Peninsula Daily News. Did the Seattle Times or TASS (Seattle P-I) report it???
Of course not! They only want good LEFTIST NEWS and avoid anything that shows what a bunch of incompetent F*cks these KLOWNS are.
Has traffic improved yet with the GasTax increase??? It's now 89 days. Hell NO!!!

Posted by: Mr. Cynical on February 5, 2006 07:52 PM
10. Coulda sworn this was already been done and lost over a decade ago in regards to Sony Walkmans and earphones and earbuds (before they really had a name).

I could be wrong, but I recall something like that back in the day.

Kalroy

Posted by: Kalroy on February 5, 2006 08:17 PM
11. It's curious that Apple took safety precautions in Europe (recalling iPods to limit volume to 100 db) that they haven't taken in the US. I don't know the merits of the case with respect to US law, but at least this tells me Berman's suit isn't entirely frivolous.

Posted by: Bruce on February 5, 2006 09:00 PM
12. Bruce:

What's *really* curious is that you think it's someone else's responsibility to make sure you don't do something stupid. Are you a lawyer by any chance?

Posted by: libertarianobserver on February 6, 2006 12:41 PM
13. Didn't we already go through this exersize in the 80's? You know, when the "Walkman" was the iPod of past? I swear hearing about hearing loss and walkmans (and likely lawsuits as well). Well, maybe not hearing as I was one of the kids wearing the walkmans (Sony Sports Walkman baby!), so I didn't hear much of my highschool years.

Posted by: Mikey on February 6, 2006 01:50 PM
14. Libertarianobserver -- No, I'm not a lawyer, nor do I think what you say I think. Stop putting words in my mouth.

Posted by: Bruce on February 6, 2006 11:15 PM
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