January 03, 2006
"Gentle PC Toilet Seat Liners"
is the best anagram I've seen yet for "Seattle Post-Intelligencer"
A decent second place entry is "REPELLING TOILET SEAT SCENT".
A big thanks to the anonymous readers who posted these anagrams in the comments.
Posted by Stefan Sharkansky at January 03, 2006
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1. How many years, again, until you reach the age of majority?
Padma, thank you for taking the time out of your busy work day to read and comment.
If your definition of "age of majority" means the age at which one loses one's sense of humor, I see that you have already reached "majority" and I hope that I never do.
Keep those cards and letters coming,
Poo-Poo Liberal Newspaper Protector Seat Thingy!
I hope you Republicans enjoyed that. Geez, you're all so retentive!!!
My vote goes to "Repelling Toilet Seat Scent". Just seems to best sum up the P.U.
Keep up the great work Stefan and keep having FUN!!
5. Careful...someone might try to make an anagram from Stefan Sharkansky.....and you know that wouldn't be good....
6. The scent must be repelling because of the paper's seeming affinity for a particular Horse's Ass.
7. Winston and Padma,
Get over it! See this is the true liberal mind set. Only their opinons matter, only their jokes are funny and, as always, only they know what is best for you. Talk about @#@) retentive.
8. Unclench your uptight keister, Winston.
I am from Wisconsin and you can make "cows in sin" using those letters.
About ten years ago I decided to see what I could come up with using the letters from Washington. Perhaps my best anagram was "gnaw on sh**". If that is too offensive, I am sorry.
TOILET RATS SLEEP IN NEGLECT
NEGLECT TOILET RATS PEN LIES
POT SEAT REELECTING TEN ILLS
POT SEAT ENERGETIC (to) SELL LINT
YOU STILL HAVE NOT ANSWERED THE QUESTIONS I ASKED AND THE CARRY-OVER POOL IS GROWING. REMEMBER 1/2 OF EVERYTHING I WIN WILL GO TO THE A.C.L.U. IN YOUR NAME!
Here is another
Sleeping, tolerant testicle
Egoistic, repellent talents
And don't forget, it is called THE Seattle Post-Intelligencer, these become
The Sleeping, tolerant testicle
The Egoistic, repellent talents
Thank you very much
13. Padma, Winston, why is it only funny and worthy of print time when Doonsbury goes to print? And for the money, Doonsbury is far closer to gutter humor than SS could reach.
Stefan isn't even in the same universe as Trudeau.
Yes, the anagrams are funny, but in a callow, smirky twelve-year-old, playground way. If that's the way you want to do humor, fine. If that's you what you want folks to see to help them form impressions of Puget Sound conservatives, fine. Toilet humor sums that up wonderfully.
Here are my favorite anagrams of SOUND POLITICS:
INDICT LOO PUSS
CON IDIOTS PLUS
The latter, a particular favorite.
15. For the record, Doonsbury hasn't been funny in a long, long time.
pad the douche, anxious about the reputations of Puget Sound conservatives, scolds us for indulging in a bit of fun. Then, in typical liberal hypocrite (but I repeat myself) fashion, proceeds to do to us what he berates us for doing to others.
You're right pad, "Stefan isn't even in the same universe as Trudeau".....Stefan isn't an a$$hole...