January 02, 2006
New Years Resolutions

Happy New Year to all of our cherished readers!

Here are some of my resolutions for 2006 --

* I will try to follow up on even more Sound Politics reader tips.

* We will redesign the web site

* On a few occasions last year I may have inadvertently referred to Mrs. Gregoire 1 as "Gov. Gregoire". I promise not to do that again.

* I will install a three-headed Nautilus II Showerbuddy in my master bathroom.

* I will have some deservedly cruel fun at the expense of those in the Washington State Legislature who this session seek to blow our money, curtail our liberties and erode the integrity of our sacred electoral franchise.

* I will buy a home espresso machine (recommendations welcome).

* Out of respect to the late Pol Pot, I will refrain from comparing him unfavorably to King County Executive Ron Sims.

* I will take my family for a vacation in Italy.

* I will keep up my public records case against King County Elections until the bastards capitulate and release all of the data and documents that the public deserves to have about the 2004 and 2005 elections. Since the trial ended last June, my motivation has been to report on the integrity of the ballot processing and the people in charge of it, with the goal of preventing another 2004-like abomination. Understanding the pitfalls of processing 700,000 mail and provisional ballots is especially important now that they aspire to impose mail ballots on all of us and increase the mail ballot workload by 50% (hint: ballot accounting is still not in compliance with state law and mechanisms for preventing double voting don't work like they're supposed to). Sunlight is the best disinfectant and Dean Logan is still hiding a lot that needs to be disinfected.

* I will work hard to campaign for Dwight Pelz as Washington State Democratic Party Chairman.

* I will lose the pounds I gained last year (I'm the overweight guy with the beard in this photo).

* I will be even more skeptical than I was last year about what I read in the local newspapers.

* I will finish concocting an anagram for "Seattle Post-Intelligencer", which starts with the words "TOILET SEAT" (reader help welcome)

* Now that the Seattle Monorail Project is dead, [un]Sound Transit will find itself in the hot seat.

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1 Of the two candidates for Washington governor in 2004 whose vote totals were within the margin of illegal votes as determined by a trial judge, Mrs. Gregoire is the candidate whom most surveyed state residents believe received the smaller number of legal votes.

Posted by Stefan Sharkansky at January 02, 2006 11:18 AM | Email This
Comments
1. Well so far I've got "Toilet seat pilsner neglect", but I'm not quite sure what that means.

Posted by: Nathan Azinger on January 2, 2006 11:50 AM
2. Perhaps "Toilet seat pilsner neglect" refers to forgetting to lift up the seat after you have had a number of pilsners and need to leave them behind.

Posted by: Mill Creek Don on January 2, 2006 12:08 PM
3. As someone who generally admires you, Stefan (and am still hoping you'll challenge Sam Reed in 2008), can I just ask that you please knock it off with the Pol Pot garbage (at least until Sims commits a few murders, anyway)?

I'm sick to death of this kind of crap when it comes from the left, and it's no better from the right.

Posted by: ScottM on January 2, 2006 12:33 PM
4. http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/anagram.cgi?anagram=Seattle+Post-Intelligencer&include=toilet+seat&exclude=&d=&n=&m=&source=adv&a=n&l=n&q=n&language=english&where=

Maybe:

Toilet Seat Spell Regent Inc.

Posted by: Grog on January 2, 2006 12:41 PM
5. http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/anagram.cgi?anagram=Seattle+Post-intelligencer&include=toilet+seat&language=english

Sorry for the double post. Trying to link again...

Posted by: Grog on January 2, 2006 12:45 PM
6. Stefan,

I would have to agree with ScottM. I don't think Sims has done a good job in his position. But he's no Pol Pot or Mugabe. I expect to see this kind of rhetoric from the left leaning blogs, but not here at SP.

Otherwise, cheers and Happy New Year.

-Jeff

Posted by: Jeff B. on January 2, 2006 01:00 PM
7. I would hope that SP is able to appeal to more independents and diminish the perceived reputation of being mainly for right-wing ideologues/kool aid drinkers. Also deal with important national issues that have a local influence such as illegal immigration and injustice with judiciary decisions. Hopefully, this will be an effective tool by which to hold public official's feet to the fire and get results ! (am I too much of an idealist ?)

But above all, I hope that it continues to expose the truth that is concealed cleverly by the MSM.

Posted by: KS on January 2, 2006 01:35 PM
8. No! No! say it isn't so . . . the Seattle Monorail Project is dead?
When did it die?
Can't they put it back together? Maybe shorten it, or use festival seating?

ScottM, Jeff B.,
06 is going to be politically tough enough as it is.
Conservatives will need their sense of humor because the liberals are completely out of their minds.
We're not bigoted hide-bound liberals so come on guys, it's a joke (Pol Pot) . . . lighten up.

Posted by: Amused by liberals on January 2, 2006 01:36 PM
9. Ron Sims HA the all time stupid club member! I sure as hell didn't vote for him! Oh wait I don't think they ever got my ballot being that it took 3 to get to me! Read my October posts on ballot stuff... Oh and I have rehashed the information in today’s topic too!

Yes Happy New Year!

Posted by: dcat on January 2, 2006 01:59 PM
10. Ron Sims HA the all time stupid club member! I sure as hell didn't vote for him! Oh wait I don't think they ever got my ballot being that it took 3 to get to me! Read my October posts on ballot stuff... Oh and I have rehashed the information in today’s topic too!

Yes Happy New Year!

Posted by: dcat on January 2, 2006 01:59 PM
11. anagram fun!!

REPELLING TOILET SEAT SCENT

:)

others not as good:

toilet seat neglects pilsner
toilet seat penciller gents
selling toilet seat percent
gentler toilet seat pencils
prints toilet seat cell gene
toilet seat stinger cell pen
toilet seat serpent gin cell
TOILETSEAT CELLS REPENTING
GREEN PILL TOILET SEAT SCENT

Posted by: Helper on January 2, 2006 02:46 PM
12. four more with limited potential:


toilet seat leper cling nest
ten toilet seat lepers cling
TELLING TOILETSEAT PC SNEER
ENTER TOILETSEAT SELLING PC
SPELLING TOILET SEAT CENTER

Posted by: Helper on January 2, 2006 03:15 PM
13. Helper,
You missed one.
toilet seat gene cell prints
(truth in advertising?)

But you are right "REPELLING TOILET SEAT SCENT" may be the best.

Posted by: Mike P on January 2, 2006 03:17 PM
14. Amused,

Yeah, I don't really think Stefan is comparing Sims to Mugabe, but still, this is the kind of joke I expect from a juvenile blog like HA, and not from SP. And I don't think it's good to give the competition anything they can point to and complain about.

I don't think we would ever see that kind of langauge from PowerLine, Hugh Hewitt, Malkin, etc. and I think that's part of the reason they have gained the credibility they have.

Stefan's investigative work is too important to be lost in a sea of sniping and jokes about Sims.

Posted by: Jeff B. on January 2, 2006 03:25 PM
15. How about:

Toilet Seat Secreting Pen Ill.
or
Toilet Seat Generic Tell Spin

Happy New Year.

Posted by: SouthernRoots on January 2, 2006 03:28 PM
16. Toilet Gets Slant Creep Line

Posted by: Jason Woodruff on January 2, 2006 03:35 PM
17. I'll notify Berlusconi that you're coming (you and he would be real paisans) and warn the rest of Italy.

Posted by: westello on January 2, 2006 03:44 PM
18. Huh! It figures that is just what liberal politicians do! Just flush and it will all go away! You are wrong about that one bucko!

Yes by all means put the seat down turn on the fan when you are done because liberal you really stink!

Posted by: dcat on January 2, 2006 03:46 PM
19. C'mon you guys, lighten up on the man for the Pol Pot joke. With Pol, the people knew what they were getting! Sims is a would be but this is America with a C not a K. Which means the P.I. and Times are accomplices, not arms of the government.
And for those of you who whine about SS and his use of Pol, I hope you whined equally about Kerry and his use of Ghengis Khan to what happened in Nam. Suck it up and laugh a bit!

Posted by: PC on January 2, 2006 03:52 PM
20. P.I. is hardly reading material I stopped all papers over a year ago!

I don't care for Lame stream media anymore I have had enough listening to the corupted King county elections! I think all the other conservatives have too!

Posted by: dcat on January 2, 2006 04:27 PM
21. Don't you think that Sims would be a "Pol Pot or Mugabe" if he thought he could get away with it?

It's only our system of government that is holding him back from complete tyranny.

Posted by: Frank on January 2, 2006 04:30 PM
22. It's never too late to get your copy!

Posted by: dcat on January 2, 2006 04:34 PM
23. Yes Frank I do! He got away with it with the elections!!!

Posted by: dcat on January 2, 2006 04:36 PM
24. I'll second that Frank, as he and his cabal got away with it in the elections to put Gregoire in the Gov's seat. Yes, our system of government is what is holding back a Pol Pot, a Castro or even a Stalin type tyranny from existing. That may sound harsh but it is difficult to disprove..

Posted by: KS on January 2, 2006 05:09 PM
25. Harsh Ha, Ha,

Go see what happened to me with my ballot! I am not making it up either! I have all the proff I need!!! I didn't believe it before that is probably why it happend to me! I refuse to shut up about it too!!!

Funny how much trouble I stired up. Gee I was then randomly chosen for the 5th time to jury duty! Oh yes that made it to my house with no problems at all! Kirkland municipal this time! I will probably talk about it to others too! The more that know about it...oh wait that won't work with liberals though they turn a blind eye and make up excuses about the insident! Or turn the deaf ear on ignor! I guess that is where the word DEFOCRATS came from on the blogs!

Posted by: dcat on January 2, 2006 05:18 PM
26. Oh, yeah, I'm sure Ron Sims is just champing at the bit waiting for President Hillary to overthrow the Constitution so he can get on with the business of murdering a quarter of the state's population and resetting the clock to Year Zero.

Geez.

Posted by: ScottM on January 2, 2006 05:59 PM
27. The toilet seat comments were great! Glad to see you've already raised the level of discourse on uSP!

Posted by: Winston Smith on January 2, 2006 05:59 PM
28. Wishing you and your family a wonderful 2006.

Kudos to sunlight and disinfectant.

Posted by: dl on January 2, 2006 06:03 PM
29. Jeff B.,

Point taken.

Posted by: Amused by liberals on January 2, 2006 06:20 PM
30. Amused by liberals I laugh at them daily!

Posted by: dcat on January 2, 2006 07:13 PM
31. I recommend the La Pavoni SI espresso machine. It is an all-around great machine for home use, making great crema and foam, and doing everything fast. I purchased one from wholelattelove.com in October for $360, shipping included. If nothing else, you can obtain a lot of information from the wholelattelove.com website.

Posted by: Tor on January 2, 2006 08:12 PM
32. My resolution: Less fighting with trolls and stick with content. Don't waste time on lost minds.

Posted by: katomar on January 2, 2006 08:54 PM
33. such as your tor...I agree!

Posted by: dcat on January 2, 2006 09:02 PM
34. ___________________________________________
Wingnut contract:

"As a wingnut, I promise to read, sign, and abide by the terms of the following contract:
"I (the undersigned) believe President George W. Bush when he says that the United States of America is fighting a 'new kind of enemy'
that requires 'new thinking' about how to wage war. Therefore, as a loyal citizen of President Bush's United States, my signature below indicates my agreement to the following:

"1. I believe wholeheartedly in the Patriot Act as initially passed by Congress in 2001, as well as the provisions of the Domestic Security
Enhancement Act. Therefore, I grant the FBI access to:

"a. my library records, so it may determine if I am reading material that might designate me an enemy of the nation;

"b. my financial records, including credit reports, so it may determine if I am contributing monetarily to any governmentally proscribed activities or organizations;

"c. my medical records, so it may determine if my prescriptions,injuries, or other conditions are indicative of terrorist activity on my part;

"d. any and all other personal records including, but not limited to, my store purchases, my school records, my web browsing history, and anything else determined as a 'tangible thing' necessary to engage in a secret investigation of me.

"I agree that I do not need to be notified if my records have come under scrutiny by the FBI, and, furthermore, I agree that no warrant is needed for the FBI to engage in this examination of my personal records. Additionally, I agree that the FBI should be allowed to monitor any groups it believes may be linked to what it determines to
be terrorist activity.

"2. I believe that the President of the United States has the power to mitigate or set aside any and all laws passed by the Congress and that
he has such power granted to him by his status as Commander-in-Chief in the Constitution as well as the 2001 Authorization of Military Force, passed by the Congress, which states that the President can use 'all necessary and appropriate force' in prosecution of the war.

Therefore, I grant the United States government the following powers:

"a. that the National Security Agency, under the direction of the President, may tap my phone lines and intercept my e-mail without warrant or FISA oversight;

"b. that the President may hold me or other detainees without access to the legal system for a period of time determined by the President
or his agents;

"c. that the President may authorize physical force against me or other individual detainees in order to gain intelligence and that he
may define whether such physical force may be called 'torture':

"d. that the President may set aside any and all laws he sees as hindering the gathering of intelligence and prevention of terrorist
acts for a period as time determined by the President, including, but not limited to, rights to political protest.

"I agree that the Judicial and Legislative branches should be allowed no oversight of these activities, and that such oversight merely
emboldens the terrorists. I also agree that virtually all of these activities may be conducted in complete secrecy and that revelation of
these activities amounts to treasonous behavior on the part of those who reveal these activities to the press and the citizenry.

"3. Finally, this document is my statement that I believe the President of the United States and the entire executive branch, as well as all departments and agencies involved, as well as all of their personnel, will treat these powers I have granted them with utmost respect. I believe that these powers will not be abused, nor will any
of the information I have given them permission to examine be misinterpreted. However, should such abuse or misinterpretation occur, I agree that such actions are mere errors and no one should be subject to investigation, arrest, or employment action as a result.

"My consent freely given,
"(Your signature)"

with thanks to Comment by Dr. E— at HA

Posted by: My Left Foot on January 2, 2006 09:31 PM
35. Oh Sorry Tor I meant katomar!

Here ya go Katomar-> Click on this and you will see what I think about resolutions!

Posted by: dcat on January 2, 2006 09:32 PM
36. Stefan,

I'm not really into resolutions, but since you are, may I suggest a couple for your list?

1) Refer to Sims Transit only as Sims Transit. If it's really such a great thing, let us hang it about his neck so that he may take all of the glory he so richly deserves.

2) Refer to "Brightwater" by its more appropriate name: the Ronald C. Sims Sewage Treatment Facility And Family Recreation Center. Same rationale.

Posted by: TB on January 2, 2006 09:54 PM
37. I see the moonbats have become completely unhinged (I like it!)

Posted by: alphabet soup on January 2, 2006 10:04 PM
38. Sorry TB, I wasn't referring to you (I rather liked your suggestions ;'}

Posted by: alphabet soup on January 2, 2006 10:06 PM
39. That is because you don't have any suggestions alphabet soup!

I thought this was a republican blog! I see I may be wrong!

Posted by: dcat on January 2, 2006 10:13 PM
40. I see the Seattle loons are out!

Posted by: dcat on January 2, 2006 10:14 PM
41. Stefan,

Your complete disregard for the laws of the lands belies all of your other arguments.

By refusing to refer to our duly elected governor (which, by the way, your buddies tried desparately to overturn but was SLAMMED down with prejudice), you indicate to all that you are not willing to follow the laws of the land or court decisions -- if you don't like them.

That is a scary precedent...but since you have continually laid your self-serving, above-the-law self out for everyone to see we are all better off. It's better to know about the anarchist in our midst than be surprised at an inopportune time.

The only really scary thing is if you have any "facts and laws be damned" followers who love your kool-aid and repeat your lawlessness ad infiinitum.

PS...I'm amazed anyone listens to Rush either -- after his "Drug users should be jailed" crap once he was found to be a drug user.

Posted by: LovinUSA on January 3, 2006 11:15 AM
42. "By refusing to refer to our duly elected governor (which, by the way, your buddies tried desparately to overturn but was SLAMMED down with prejudice), you indicate to all that you are not willing to follow the laws of the land or court decisions -- if you don't like them."

I was unaware that Washington State had be taken over by a fascist cabal who passed a law regulating how private citizens may refer to their elected officials.

Read the First Amendment, you totalitarian-minded creep.

Posted by: ScottM on January 3, 2006 12:19 PM
43. It just goes to prove that Liberals are really Totalitarians and the the reason they don't behave like a Castro or a Pol Pot and lock up and kill all who would speak out against them is because they know they would go to jail if they did.

But that's the only thing that is holding back from being like Castro or Pol Pot.

Liberals aren't merely wrong. They really are Evil.

Posted by: Frank on January 3, 2006 01:27 PM
44. Here is proof that Liberals Are Evil

http://markhumphrys.com/modern.left.html

Look at who they have supported over the years!

And of course in Washington State Ted Bundy worked for Dan Evans. Ted Bundy was a Mainstream (liberal) Republican.

Posted by: Jeff on January 3, 2006 03:51 PM
45. Gentle PC toilet seat liners?

Posted by: bill on January 3, 2006 04:14 PM
46. Instead of calling them "Evans Republicans" we should call them "Bundy Republicans".

Posted by: Frank on January 3, 2006 04:32 PM
47. ScottM - You forget -- the argument I used was EXACTLY the same argument your ilk used when people said George Bush wasn't the president.

Hence...YOU and Stefan and your buddies are the creeps of which you speak. Unless, of course, you didn't mean it...

Frank: Evil? That means YOU and YOUR ilk are evil since I used the logic that you folks used about Bush. Unless, of course, you didn't mean it...

Posted by: LovinUSA on January 3, 2006 05:49 PM
48. Why don't you stop lying about loving America. You don't love America. Your love is for anyone who is against America.

Stalin, Castro, you name it, they have all been on your "A-list" at one time or another.

Here is the proof.

http://markhumphrys.com/modern.left.html

So I really don't give a damn what you have to say hatinUSA. Your History speaks for itself. A history of lies, a history of DEATH!

Posted by: Jeff on January 3, 2006 06:12 PM
49. "LovinUSA" of the ironic moniker:

"ScottM - You forget -- the argument I used was EXACTLY the same argument your ilk used when people said George Bush wasn't the president."

Care to cite a source, or are you just lying?

Personally, I don't recall a single person who ever said that the law required people to refer to George W. Bush as "President Bush."

Liar.

I certainly never did, so why you think you've scored a hypocrisy point against me escapes me.

Moron.

Posted by: ScottM on January 3, 2006 06:23 PM
50. Perfect.

I point out your insincere hypocrisy and you:

1) accuse me of hating America
2) being a liar -- though the preponderance of two years of evidence shows I'm not

That's what's wrong with the crazies on the far right....you disagree wiht them, they accuse you of lying and being unpatriotic.

Same things happens with fundamentalists of all stripes. You don't agree with somehting...that person is evil.

You scare many people. Guess that's why Bush has such low ratings...

Posted by: LovinUSA on January 5, 2006 01:15 PM
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