August 30, 2005
Penal dysfunction

"State prison guard accused of urinating on jail computer"

Posted by Stefan Sharkansky at August 30, 2005 11:11 AM | Email This
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1. "He apologized afterward." Bingo--the liberal forgive-all balm. A few tears on TV and we will forgive him, right?

Say, as a WA voter, I feel like that keyboard too, with all the meaningful elections reforms enacted.

Eye for eye--(bladder for bladder)--my sentence: taxpayers get to releive themselves in his home for 30 days. Or--put him in a Tent City or under some bridge if he so likes to demonstrate that lifestyle.

Posted by: Jimmie-howya-doin on August 30, 2005 11:37 AM
2. Too bad he didn't get shocked.

30 days in county lockup, on latrine duty.

Posted by: JCM on August 30, 2005 11:51 AM
3. Maybe that's why the King County elections software was a screwed up?

Was Ron Sims peeing on the computers?

Posted by: BananaLand (aka Iguana) on August 30, 2005 01:30 PM
4. Who among us has not felt the same way?

Stefan, you are having tooooo much fun with your headlines.

Posted by: South County on August 30, 2005 01:57 PM
5. Perhaps his supervisor uttered the phrase "Pis* on it" and the guard mistook that as an order?!!

Posted by: Mr. Cynical on August 30, 2005 07:40 PM
6. Be very glad it was the computer....and not the coffee pot....

Posted by: Deborah on August 31, 2005 01:36 AM
7. One odd thing about this story, his employment status is "unclear". Should he have p-d on a koran, no doubt he'd be fired, tarred and feathered!

Posted by: PC on August 31, 2005 08:59 AM
8. OK--my defense lawyer hat is on--
I'm suing the penal system and all employees; why? cultural insensitivity--

my client's "unique and curturally-authentic expression of anger and futility" was not appreciated by you insensitive homophobe groups of internment-camp-mentality citizenry;

solution: BIG settlement for my mitrucating client--maybe $1mm; and YOU all have to attend diversity-sensitivity training offered by--guess who--MY consulting firm; "my people will hook up with your people" ciao, baby--

Posted by: Jimmie-howya-doin on August 31, 2005 02:07 PM
9. Good point Deborah,Banana Land your post made me smile I would think Ronnie Boy knew better! his home training seems to work as well as this guy's does!Ouch!!

Posted by: Laurie on September 1, 2005 10:37 AM
10. Good point Deborah,Banana Land your post made me smile I would think Ronnie Boy knew better! his home training seems to work as well as this guy's does!Ouch!!

Posted by: Laurie on September 1, 2005 10:37 AM
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