August 24, 2005
Gone to training
I'm off at pollworker training this morning. Back later.
Posted by Stefan Sharkansky at August 24, 2005
08:33 AM | Email This
1. Shark,
Be careful not to get any on you.
2. Shark's gonna get some "good home training." Hope his shots are up to date.
3. Do you play cards, Shark? Some of the sleight of hand they'll teach you might come in handy.
4. Since the new WACs have been issued by the Secretary of State...and they appear to be inconsistent with the authorizing statutes, you STILL won't know if what they are teaching you is right...
5. Using the whole fist, Doc?
6. Look up their sleeves and under the table, maybe under the rug.
7. "Back Later." What it should take about five minutes.
8. Government training, 2 hours on how to open the manual.
9. Maybe it is better to have all mail-in voting and not give 100's of democrat party hacks who pose as republicans the $135 for being a poll worker. Every ballot is treated the same; 70% already vote by mail; utility bills, taxes, corporate proxies are all handled by mail. There should be some roving poll watchers on Sept.20 and Nov. 8 to check for screw-ups.--Alan--30--.
10. IF YOU HEAR... TURN YOUR HEAD AND COUGH...YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN THE RIGHT PLACE.