Starting with the new issue, I'll be doing a (mostly) weekly column for The Stranger as the paper's token conservative.
My column is called "Sound Bite" and the introductory column is headlined "Gregoire Is Not My Governor".
The Stranger's website is updated on Thursdays and I'll post a link to the column when its turned on. [UDPATE: it's now online here] In the meantime, the paper hits the street on Wednesday afternoon. Pick one up! Here is a shot of the lower left corner of the cover page:

and the column looks like this:

Thanks to Tim Keck, Dan Savage, Josh Feit and Sandeep Kaushik for bringing me on board. I know they don't endorse everything (anything?) that I write and I commend them for broadening the diversity of opinions on their pages. I'm honored that they offered me this opportunity. I'm now a member of the liberal media. Wahoo!
That's kind of sad in a way. Now Stefans going to be all lovely dovey with the Stranger. They co-oped him. First a lefty, then right, and now left again.
That's the problems with Washington politics, there's no middle left.
Now Stefan will get his salary paid by those porno type ads in the back of the Stranger. Oh well.
Posted by: Erik on March 9, 2005 09:12 PM"Now in the Stranger...Sharkansky!"
Posted by: Alex on March 9, 2005 09:15 PMThere is no such thing as a middle. The "middle" is the place where those without convictions hang out.
Posted by: dkpcowboy on March 9, 2005 09:18 PMYeah. Ha. Good one. They will probably make the comic book icon with him in pink tights.
I have wonder where they will place Stefan's column. By the "I, ANONYMOUS" column?
Since he's the newbie there, maybe it will be near the back between the 1 900 ads and alternative lifestyle.
In any event, the Stanger appears to scored a Coup and remained leading edge. The Log Cabin types will love him.
Plus, as Seinfield would say they are "neat, clean, and thin."
Posted by: Erik on March 9, 2005 09:27 PMI actually think this is very good. One of the biggest problem with the red/blue divide is we don't talk to each other enough.
I'm not saying we are going to agree, or that 'compromise' is always possible, it often isn't, but I think it's positive for our country if we understand each other and where the other one is coming from.
Posted by: Cliff on March 9, 2005 09:56 PMIndicative of liberals. Jealous, and most of them just want to stay isolated inside the Blue Cocoon, secure that Gregoire is in office, even if she got there with thousands of illegitimate votes.
I'm sure we'll be reading Goldy's "How come I didn't get a column" whinings at HA soon.
Slow down a minute. The Stranger's is trying to increase their circulation. More people are interested in what the Shark has to say than in what the stranger has to say.
Posted by: Brian on March 9, 2005 10:03 PMNo I don't. Lighten up. More power to Stefan with the Stranger. If Michael Moore can appear on the Bill O'Reilly show, Stefan can write for the Stranger. Kudos.
Though, if he's going to write there as a regular, he might want to brush up on his alternative slang language. A condo on Capital Hill might make writing there more convenient.
Of course, once you are on Capital Hill, there's alot of entertainment around....
I'm sure we'll be reading Goldy's "How come I didn't get a column" whinings at HA soon.
Goldy's used to being left behind. He didn't get much talk radio time like Stefan did after the election. But the guy is hanging in there and has got a knack for picking topics.
The Stranger's is trying to increase their circulation.
That's funny and probably true. Just imagine the Stranger will now be mandatory reading for republicans.
Posted by: Erik on March 9, 2005 10:18 PMBut now that you're in it, I'll probably be able to actually find an article to read that isn't laced with four-letter words and multiple sex references. I mean hey-- you seem to do just fine here on Soundpolitics without all that stuff. Tell them they just got me back as a reader. (at least of your stuff!)
Posted by: Michele on March 9, 2005 10:23 PMStefan,
Kudos!
It will be a 'breath' of fresh air except to those without independent thought processes . . . Oops, sorry, Erik. [;-P
Stefan, your writing skills are "as cool as the underside of a pillow". Thoughtful, well-researched and humorous.
Goldy, on the other hand, has never had an original thought of value in his entire pathetic, miserable life. Goldy merely "parrots" LEFTIST talking points. "SQUAWK!!! GOLDY wanttsa a cracker!"
The other thing is don't allow these a$$wipes to comment on your column in the same issue. That gives them the last word.
Make sure you have clear, written agreed to ground rules Stefan.
Posted by: Mr. Cynical on March 10, 2005 05:51 AMBrian's got a point. Here in Central Texas, the main talk radio in town is KLBJ as in Lyndon B. Johnson (late, Democratic President, for those who do not remember) and guess which 2 day time shows are syndicated? Dr. Laura and Rush.
Johnson must be rolling (rotating? spinning?) in his grave ever since Rush was signed on....
Posted by: DannyHSDad on March 10, 2005 06:24 AMSince I live in Snohomish County, what is "The Stranger"? Is it similar to those newspapers you see in the paper boxes on Castle Street in San Francisco? If you don't know where Castle Street in SF is then you have no idea...
Stefan: You go where your heart says to go. Just pray on it before you make any moves and God will be your guide!!!!
Pudster
Posted by: Puddybud on March 10, 2005 07:33 AMWe approach issues from entirely different worldviews (most of our metaphisical and philosophical presuppositions are opposeites) and thus reason to different conclusions.
You should generate some interesting letters and hate mail there.
Posted by: krm on March 10, 2005 07:43 AMI'm a lefty who reads the Stranger more for entertainment than reporting. It was through that "liberal rag" that I found out about Sound Politics. They actually were very respectful of you. If anything, they're probably going to push you to be more snotty and jaded. Watch your back or they might replace you with a more cynical sound politician...
Posted by: ChrisW on March 10, 2005 10:15 AMYou are aware that McDermott could rape a 14 year old girl, kill three people, and run down the street naked screaming 'I love Adolph Hitler!' and he STILL wouldn't lose the general election, arn't you?
Just thought you'd want to know. We could nominate a R as liberal as Arlin Specter or Lincoln Chaffee and he still wouldn't win.
Posted by: Cliff on March 10, 2005 01:20 PMOh wait, um... They're paying you, right? If not, then nevermind.
Posted by: Vexorg on March 10, 2005 05:30 PMP.S.
Neither can I still call Gregoire Governor...whenever I hear the term "Governor Gregoire", it just sounds wrong. It's like the kid (in this case Gregoire) who threw a temper tantrum and then got her way. I guess in my little world, I consider Brad Owen Governor....
Non Carborundum Illegitimi!!
So it's a "clueless/liberal" rag, so what? The coolness about this democracy thingie is that EVERYBODY gets a say, even the far-freakin'-out likes of Michael Clueless Moore. Hey, if we can have a drunkard like Ted Kennedy in the Senate, and weasels like McDermott in the House, then even the likes of The Shark can have a say. No, Shark, I'm NOT comparing you to the likes of the aforementioned...
Keep your edge, keep your hand on your wallet, and above all KEEP BLOGGING! Kudos to you, buddy!
Igor
Posted by: Igor on March 11, 2005 08:10 AM