Sometimes overstating your case can be hazardous. But it can still be funny.
By Daniel Cotrell, linked at FOTW:
And here's another well-done one, albeit a little extreme, by Matt Mullenix.
UPDATE: Blogophobic conspiracy-nut columnists who believe SoundPolitics is a Republican "front group" or part of an "attack machine" might want to get a clue, courtesy of IMAO:
MYTH: Bloggers are just a bunch of ill-informed polemicists writing in their pajamas.Posted by Brian Crouch at January 14, 2005 11:46 AM | Email This
FACT: Not all bloggers wear pajamas while blogging. I myself wear boxers, a gun belt, and a bandolier. One of the contributors to Power Line is famous for wearing a gorilla costume while writing.MYTH: Bloggers are a bunch of ankle-biters to the mainstream media.
FACT: Our effect to the MSM is more akin to a strong kick to the groin. Thus, we are "groin-kickers."MYTH: Most bloggers are paid off by politicians to assert certain viewpoints.
FACT: Only 8% of bloggers are bribed for their viewpoints. The remaining 92% have too few readers to bother bribing them. OT, I would just like to once again gratuitously mention that Bush's plan for Social Security is the way to go.
You need to add a big Red Star over Loganville (Seattle/King County).
Posted by: Victor on January 14, 2005 11:49 AMthe first check Gregoire writes.
Posted by: johnnymc on January 14, 2005 11:53 AMon another post I read about a military truck carrying absentee ballots being burnt up in Iraq. Another soundpolitics reader makes reference to it as well. I agree, that in a way, terrorists did successfully determine the outcome of this election. Amazing. Prayerfully, LewdiChris will have a short stay in the mansion.
Posted by: Orange Robyn on January 14, 2005 11:58 AMYou guys are great! Keep up the good work.
Posted by: Orange Robyn on January 14, 2005 12:05 PMI suspect the first check she is going to try and write is to the Democratic Party for buying her the govenor's chair... Guess the price of furniture in Olympia is still going up... Posted by: Victor on January 14, 2005 12:18 PM
"Lewdichris" is wonderful! Congrats!
Johnnymc,
That's pretty dad-gummed hilarious! Instead of writing one check, though, she should divide it up evenly amongst every single person in Washington...and hand write each check. That should keep her busy for, what, three months?
Posted by Raylene at January 14, 2005 11:49 AM
Deano "is sleeping with the geoducks"...
Posted by: Kris on January 14, 2005 01:27 PMCan we have one done with Ron Sims? and of course...Gregoire?
It's a shame to waste the fact that he's sitting at a desk...maybe we could have one made with our favorite liberal news reporters!
Posted by: Deborah on January 14, 2005 01:56 PMSpeaking of PreemptiveKarma..all of a sudden when I put that information into the prompts...I'm blocked from posting.
Am I being banned from posting here with my PreemptiveKarma information?
Posted by: carla on January 14, 2005 04:40 PMGot bad news for you. Since the election was overturned in the manual recount the Democrats get a refund.
Yup, you and I get to pay the estimated $1.5 mil price to put her there.
Posted by: Vince Callaway on January 14, 2005 05:12 PM